Techie McCrankypants

"I'm her doctor, she's my bartender. We don't have secrets" is simultaneously one of the best lines I've ever heard and also SO COMICALLY WRONG in actual practice...

There is still good in this World.

Is it bad, when comfort-rewatching a show, there's a moment where The Hero is not breathing and has no pulse, and you start thinking "Yanno, if he actually died right now, this series would have worked out better"...?

So... this..... is a thing that exists and you could theoretically buy.... fashion.jeanpaulgaultier.com/en/products/...

How you can tell I'm offended by the very existence of your stated opinion on a post: 1) I start out with "Muh dude, muh bro..." 2) I'm arguing with you about sportsball: I am not a sportsball guy. So if I'm arguing with you, your point is OBVIOUSLY WRONG on some existential level.

Oh @defilerwyrm.art ........

Sagittarius: People come into your life for a reason, a season or a vendetta.

the needle tears a hole the old familiar sting body can't make its own t so i get it from walgreen's

I did the thing!

Possible Hot Take: Best thing about VisionQuest is getting to see Orla Brady on screen again. I fucking LOVE her.

Not the top Steam review of Dressmaker making me cry this morning!

"I was told," said the princess, "that the point of fairy tales is not to tell children dragons exist, but that they can be killed." "Oh, absolutely!" said the dragon. "You agree?" "These rich, selfish, powerful, cruel beings that need killing, did you think they're literally dragons, princess?"

Strict tops when they meet a power-vers:

rare non-shitpost from your pal ceej: if you self-host plex you’re gonna wanna update asap. crypto miner malware started hitting installs yesterday, it got me and I’m usually pretty up on this stuff

My lil Windows computer is cranky at me. I mean, I get it, I literally completely ignored her for for almost 3 months.... (There were reasons) Poor Viki

Sagittarius: If this week’s horoscope seems familiar, it’s because your memory is going.

Only 2 more degrees and I will have reached my "coco is allowed" temperature.

Yanno, I have seen A LOT of reskeets of this on my TL, and the notable thing I'm seeing is how many of the "now" versions look happier.

I am a grown ass man, 45 years old. I am also giddy as an elementary school aged girl with a glitter unicorn backpack that it's finally once again gonna be cold enough that I get to break out my Big Fluffy Blankie Of Fuck You I'm Snuggled Up All Cozy tonight.

The Terminating Recurrent Unconscionable Misuse of Power Act.

it was never about the bike helmet, or, a lifetime of process deviations: blog.fourteenthirtyfive.xyz/posts/step-3...

This is a fake. Plz to be stopping reposting it as if it's something to actually pay any attention to.

It's a chimkin nuggies kinda nite. (No, @hoespice.bsky.social, I will not be peeling them)

I have a new frontrunner for "Best Quote in a TV Show": "Thank you for appreciating my descent into deviant behavior."

OK WOT? Considering that of my favorite books/stories, over half, probably over 2/3, were written by women, I'm calling BULLSHIT

Today was a Rest Day: I said less than 20 words aloud today. I bedrotted and watched a season of an old show. (Which I specify "old" because 23 episodes. Back when a season was something SUBSTANTIAL!) I need slightly more regular days like this.

Sagittarius: Like a crow, your week will be filled with darkness, noisy grudges, and the consumption of whatever garbage you can find lying around.

I am awake. After 5 hours sleep. After a night of Draconic Tomfoolery and technical WTFery. Woke up ~8:30 for NO DAmmED REaSON! On my one day this week to actually sleep in. Took me 30 minutes to be functional enough to figure out if I wanted a glass of water or a soda. And I am HELLA cranky.

Introduce yourself with four spaceships:

new rule: if a university denied someone tenure, or let them go because it canceled their classes, or has shut down the department or program they used to teach in, that university's PR department forfeits the right to put out a celebratory statement when that person wins a Nobel

Gonna cause some confusion in the gay male community, but still an overall improvement

All these big tiddied men bein shirtless on my feed is NOT helping me fight the urge for a nap. NB: this is not a complaint, just an observation.