wikipedia boyfriend

[plaintive prog rock music intensifies]

TFW the Being has emerged from the Weald, a Portent of Change, the Wheel has turned

Walter Koenig, actor best known as Chekov on Star Trek, dies aged 90

broke clock being right twice a day etc etc

when you start training hard like 80% of your meals just become "nutrient bowl."

"I grew up with no internet" starter pack:

youtu.be/1_qgEF2S4_w?... 🚨Banger alert🚨 (if u like spacy atmospheric guitar music)

Mama Told Me Not to Come in My Pants

Ruin a song by adding "In My Pants" to the title Whirling Hall of Knives In My Pants

a couple more episodes of wife swapping and shirtless vows later and now I'm convinced that if the Great Summer Army were led by ace aromantics the vikings would have won at Ethandun and conquered Wessex. Alfred would be a footnote of history and English would sound more like Danish.

nuke san francisco

i kept watching and now its a bunch of buff, tattooed, bearded guys taking their shirts off and making vague vows about gods. this has made it far more more interesting but i still dont see how all this homoeroticism will help establish the Danelaw or a martime economy

dudes rock

trying to watch this vikings show and the first 4 episodes is literally just guys offering other guys to fuck their wives. what does this have to do with lindesfarne idgi

anyone up for founding a thalassocracy? we could enforce our will by overwhelming maritime might, build port cities of Great Renown, probably have some cool coins or something idk

i was hired as a supposed comm. analyst but it was an MLM sales scheme. i stayed for 2 weeks cause i was broke and needed the cash. one day, the boss told me he once accidentally used flour instead of gold bond on his crotch when working as a dishwasher and it made 'little donuts'. I quit that day

just wanted to toss this one out again real quick—we put this out a bit ago and we'd be real appreciative if y'all would check it out

met an american at the bar last night, started talking about baseball and he said that baseball games are fun because they are "great places to take sales clients" and the conversation kinda petered out and i hope i never see him again

Доброе утро четверга лента 😊

dont drive like my bruddah

[americans imaging a superhero] ok so there's a sad rich guy with a special suit and a really cool car

[americans making a new snack] ok so imagine an oil derrick of flavor

sometimes i feel like i'm going nowhere training but i did my first weigh-in in months today and i'm 14kg of almost all fat down from where I started in March. feels good man

met a Polish guy living in the UK who is a supporter of Reform and I have never seen such willful ignorance in my life

Beginning to think a lot of people on this website have poorly treated mental illness

i bring you love

there is no reason for frats or sororities to exist, it's appalling that these abuse mills are continually allowed to operate. the handful that are actually tied to academics could easily be reformed and merged into academic societies. the rest should be dechartered and banned from campuses

guy who sells grist to the mill: you know what, i really think that this mill could use some more grist

i can see why they pulled the ad, as they should, but i have a hard time believing that the dozens of people that worked on this ad campaign featuring a k-pop artist were like "let's make a shoe ad about the klan being good"

why are all cafes pointy these days?

my therapist: milk-based kazakh energy drink isnt real, it cant hurt you literally milk-based kazakh energy drink:

thinking about being stoned, eating red baron pepperoni pizza in the a/c and watching venture brothers in 2008

Make a band edible Bread Zepplin

i've been in Kazakhstan for like an hour and i already want to put Sacha Baren Cohen in a gibbet

Airport 3: Unchecked Luggage

I want to see a Western filmed here, an Eastern, if you will