Flo Ion

Guys I don't need to see Papa Roach a third time. I made up for the two times I missed them as a kid but now we are taking a breather

Yep, back to buying CDs.

BART is faster and 30 cents cheaper if you're going between SF stations, compared to Muni fare.

Guess who GETS TO TAKE THE BOAT AGAIN TOMORROWWWWW

You know what's really funny about all of this is that the reason our workers aren't "skilled" or whatever you want to call it is because we don't educate anyone here unless you are lucky enough to be able to a) live in a suburb with a well-funded public school system, b) have the money to study.

There's a handful of houses in my court, including mine, getting a new roof this week. State Farm, one of California's largest insurers, came by in July and marked all the liabilities then threatened not to cover us unless we fix.

Minimal RAM usage? God, SIGN ME UP

The day Tamagotchi becomes a data mining scheme, it's over. It's absolutely over between us

“You cannot engage with Newsom in good faith, because what faith can you have in a shell of a person who so baldly pursues wealth, power, the next shiniest thing?” Nice work. His first Chronicle quote in 1991 was bragging about giving wine discounts to his wealthy benefactors. Has anything changed?

If you ever want to know what it's like inside my head, put on drum and bass and read one of my articles.

One of AI’s Fiercest Critics Says All the Doom Talk Is ‘Meant to Distract Us’ - Timnit Gebru argues that AI companies are stoking fears of extinction to avoid discussing actual harms, like autonomous weapons. | WIRED www.wired.com/story/one-of...

Did you guys know I love to fall asleep to trains

I'm going to start loudly talking about all my opinions just like men do after an Apple event

Welcome to the Steve Jobs theater

You guys my life is so funny

Oh, everyone is so stupid today, I need to stay off the internet, I say to myself every single day

There's nothing I can buy on AliExpress that will make me happy.

I need, like, a week off to tinker with the 17 projects in my backlog and drink a lot of soda.

It's so funny how mad people get at others for masking like what is it to you if I do or don't breathe the air??

Many people do not understand how the world actually works. It is very frustrating.

I wrote this

y'all don't give me this much visibility when I write this much, shame.

when god punishes, he makes google chrome force an update so that i lose all my work on deadline

More of you need to complain about how unnecessary it is to have the problematic Alex Cooper introducing the next Pixel hardware. Google is trying way too hard with this lineup of celebrities for its event next week. My eyes might be rolling so hard that I can't cover the actual phone event.

Jeff Dean is the guy who made a bunch of women's lives hell when they were working at Google

There are 7 PR people for every journalist in the US. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/arti...

Someone needs to take me to Chilis

Sorry to be that guy!! But it's in my Zodiac!!

Stay indoors. Mask outside. This is climate change and it's *been* happening.

Derek could have just worn a mask

Today's modern woman is burnt the fuck out.

Here's another look at Byline, a tool I'm making at @serpapi.com that creates a writing portfolio by scraping Google search results. It can also create offline copies of the articles by calling a third-party CLI tool. Full release is coming soon™ but the code is public: github.com/serpapi/byline

Message send failure. Story of my life.

I just cried my eyes out and my Hot Topic is expected to arrive today. Duality of life.

Finally watched the Evangelion Rebuild series. Absolutely destroyed over how they ended it. I'm glad you all like happy endings but the whole reason I liked the original is because it was not lol

you guys don't understand how effective I am after sleep and adequate caffeine

Do you love the #90s? When everything smelled like cigarettes and your dad was always on business trips? Well I did too! So I tried to recreate Windows 95 in #react and see how far I could get. It's part time capsule and part personal fun project. Anyway, click here firebel.ly

oh great, the kid is at a friend's house. forget cleaning and working out. let's use this time to learn python (for evil)