Dan Tappin

Ooh granola! *13,000 chews later* RIP my jaw :(((

Had a very enjoyable afternoon watching Forgotten Island. Music for the adults, eye catching animation for the kids, and a decent story to hold it all together.

I absolutely love the photos in this. www.londoncentric.media/p/oxford-str...

BLOW YOUR FUCKING NOSE DON'T SNORT. PUT YOUR HAND OVER YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOU SNEEZE/COUGH. Holy crap people; nobody needs to hear your phlegm.

Happy crisp sandwich day for all who celebrate. Just some salty crisps on sourdough with a streak of tommy k. And some side crisps. #crispsandwichday

The fucking arrogance of this headline for a puff piece, shame on you Forbes.

This comment from the #snluk Reddit on Blossoms is so true.

DON'T FORGET TO CHANGE YOUR CLOCKS. DO NOT ANGER THE BOOGIE WOOGIE MAN #SNLUK youtu.be/O15l_VAlPZk?...

Distinctively British approach to AI

Love all the weird tonight, drill Thames Water rap at a wedding is delightfully silly. #snluk

Second Scrimch outing just ok. Less peado gags (good) some other passable gags, loved the weirdness of Mr Sloth. #snluk

Don't get Blossoms, their songs don't grab me.

"The mouth is nature's cup" B&B extremely weird, enough laughs to pull it through. #snluk

Nigerian Wicked, brilliant. #snluk

Alright, not the timeliest sketch, but I did laugh at Cher witch #snluk

Alright, best opening sketch #snluk

Johannes is just THE BEST, and I will fight anyone that doesn't like the joy and encouragement he brings to the post dance interviews. #scd

mmmkay #scd #strictly

Everything might be going to tits and the web might be falling apart, but someone has ported Sensible World of Soccer to the browser which basically makes it all ok again: openswos.net/game/

Good!

My Mercury Music Prize win preference in order - 1. Raye 2. Knats 3. Noa Archives Tbh, all of the albums are pretty pretty good.

Oh great, low effort output wants to replaces decent content.

In the BBC’s podcast about the Russell Brand trial, it’s noted that a witness talked about being recorded without her consent by Rosamund Urwin from the Sunday Times. You’ll be shocked to discover that The Times podcast on the same trial doesn’t mention that evidence.

Finally the Bank of England has given us low interest rates x

The best thing about Slow Horses finishing for the year is not having to hear that fucking awful theme song.

Just went and watched Digger I have absolutely no idea how anyone couldn't be awed by how good it is. An absolute masterpiece. What is the role of art? What is the role of art in a collapsing society? What makes a story truthful? Just staggeringly good

Man, those wockaflockas went from "Release the Epstein files" to beatin' up whoever says "Release the Epstein files" reeeeeal fast.

Big announcement - a Cardiff specific news service. @propercardiffnews.bsky.social Full details in the video and you can subscribe in the comments. Bloody hell this is exciting (and terrifying).

"Hey! Your love away from me" "You can't hide!" "Hey!"

BBC announces plans to move its entire #BBCWorldService overnight production+presentation operation from London to Sydney, Australia, closing 26 posts. The current night shift for WS bulletins+The Newsroom teams to end. These teams make 0600 episode of The Global News Podcast. 1/

Spare a thought for the producers of old R4 material that have just had their retransmission fees cut with shunting R4Extra to BBC Sounds.

I don’t normally post media appearances, but this feels like an exception. On Politics Live today I’d planned to discuss Green Party infighting after the Zionism motion, entryism, Labour’s response. That kinda thing. It ended up with… well, you’ll see. Final segment. www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/epis...

It keeps happening. Trump’s been interrupted by hecklers multiple times in the past few weeks, in deep red areas, in pre-screened crowds. They’re weak, and more people see it.

Well this failed

James Norton, game host sold the material as best he could. Dogs or Berlin were fine, the rest have already been forgotten. Can we have less child molestation jokes next time please. #snluk

Gentlemanly dogs was good fun, Fouracres is the winner of this episode again. #snluk

The mmm and improv sections of Weekend Update were a welcome relief a sea of subpar child sex jokes. #snluk

That was just ok, not enough bite. #snluk

For those unaware, John Cleese has fully endorsed Restore Britain

The perks of living on the side of a hill

Samwise Fender #NUFC