oldandslow.bsky.social

oldandslow.bsky.social

@oldandslow.bsky.social

Well-meaning grouch.

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Hosting a Magic:The Gathering draft at home for the first time in about a decade. A bunch of dudes nearing 50 will decide Marvel Super Heroes or Reality Fracture in about 90 minutes. I think that’s cool. If we’re all not yawning by 8:30, maybe a commander game w the World Series in the background

I’d love to run a scam where I can’t work or serve in the military bc i spend all my time “studying” and impregnating my wife and I know I’ll be given something like a universal basic income.

And considering that Jewish war criminal was bragging about “a country the size of New Jersey is conducting a war on seven fronts”. Yeah, dickhead, with munitions paid for by the American people. So, in a way, American taxes are paying for your ultra orthodox men to read and fuck their wives.

I humbly offer two reasonable options. A) Tootsie Roll amusement park B) enclose the property and release wild boars

oldandslow.bsky.social reposted

Albania's corrupt government secretly sold a popular nature preserve to Jared Kushner to be bulldozed for an exclusive resort, and Albanians responded by burning everything to the ground.

BladeoftheSun@bladeofthes.bsky.social

The Supreme Court burns to the ground in Albania, Parliament and the Department of Education has been stormed, the Prime Minister is in hiding and the country is effectively in the hands of the rebels. Albania rejects blatant corruption and their country being sold.