John (Gulf of Mexico, Lake Ontario) not Wick

The Dallas Flagboys are doing their best to lose this game......... 🤦‍♂️

No Kings! And no chance the Cowboys are going to the Super Bowl. Ever.

Just get out there and vote! The more we vote, the less Trump can lie about voter fraud*. And if you have to use a mail in ballot, put it in a drop box. Do NOT use the USPS! *He's still going to lie.

So, the Pope has lung cancer. God works in mysterious ways! 😉🤣

Better Ratings Too, KegsBreath.....

ICE are killing people in the streets of the USA and Trump could care less. "The worst of the worst"? Fuck you Trump, if they are not white they are fair game according to you. Fuck you, you fat orange cunt. November is coming and you are fucking done.

So I guess the televised killing of fishermen (sorry, suspected drug runners) in the Caribbean was just a warm-up to the live firing squad killling? 🤷‍♂️

Only 40 followers to 10000! Follow me and I will send you 5000 Flubonia dollars. Expect to receive it in 2048. Flubonia's postal system is notoriously slow.

Heads up: Don't join the armed forces if you don't want to go to war.

No fatties, no trannies, no beardos, no weirdos, no wimps, no radicals. And now let's live stream a firing squad execution. Methinks he doth protest too much.

Trump's comments are of course utterly disgraceful. But what I find incredible is the crowd's reaction. Instead of being stunned and shocked into silence, they cheer and applaud! They cheer and applaud the likely death of millions of their fellow Americans. 😐🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️

x.com/MediumBuying... I'm not sure this ad is what they think it is! Republicans have been running Texas for 30 years and Trump can be directly blamed for all the high prices. But they are suggesting AOC and Talarico are to blame? 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Trump is (and always has been) a cunt.

Something went horribly wrong in 2024 and as a result, we got Trump 2.0 Let's not make that mistake again this November. Get out there and vote!

Let's see now, who's turn is it to beat the Cowboys this weekend..... Ahh, the Texans. Ok.

Now that we have AI, will grammar and punctuation greatly improve on social media posts? No? No, I didn't think so. 😉🤦‍♂️

I checked on Trivago. It was the same price as the hotel offered. 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Oi Trumpy, trying to rename AI to SI is a bit orange to say the least. The International System of Units, abbreviated to SI was established in 1960. So fuck off you useless wanker. (Oh, and Sports Illustrated might have something to say about it as well!)

I've come to the conclusion that Mitch McConnell is an analogy for the GOP. 😉😐🤣

NFL Week 1 The Cowboys are just about to get under way at the NY Giants. So, this might be an appropriate time to use this well worn sentence: "Oh well, there's always next season" 😉😐

Trump bribes the US adult public with $5K each to vote Republican. I'm told that's a Federal crime. So, I'm sure the DOJ will leap into action. Now, let's see, who's in charge of the DOJ ..... Oh fuck.

Trump "promises" $5,000 to every US adult if the Republicans retain the House and Senate in November. $5,000? If we take the US adult population as 270 Million and do the mathematics, then I'm quite sure I don't have enough characters left on this post to put in all the zeros! 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️

As the NFL season gets underway (Seahawks entertaining the Patriots) this might be an opportune moment to remind everyone that the winners of a Super Bowl are NOT World Champs. The NFL is a domestic league and the Champs of that league are just that. Calling them World Champs is just very silly! 👍🙂

The DOD is apparently now the DOW. Perhaps it should be the DOIDKWTIBINW. Department of I don't know what this is but it's not war. 😉🤷‍♂️

Facts.

Who would ever have thought that we would fall so far that we now face a need to defend Democracy from the president. #VoteBlue up and down the ballots and don’t sit out the Midterms.

Trump lovers, the GOP and the MAGA folk would have you believe that to be an American Patriot means you have to be one of them. Even Trump himself would go along with that. However, I was shocked to learn (🤣) that a Patriot simply feels a strong sense of pride and loves their country. Who knew?! 😉

Is Trump's illegal tantrum with Iran still going on? I'm sure I heard "we" have won, had won, will win and the Strait is now a US territory. You know, like Greenland and Canada...... 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️

I live in Texas now and as much as I love watching the Red Sox live at the TX Rangers, win lose or ... no it's just win or lose. There's no way I'm paying around $200 for a decent seat. (Around $50 for a piss poor view) Not to mention $15 for a beer! So I'll watch from the comfort of my arm chair.

And the new Prem season has kicked off! Arsenal give newly promoted Coventry City a lesson and win three nil. Or, as Roy Kent would say, "Fuuuuuuck" 😉🤣

Hang on a minute. Have I got this right? Trump isn't up all night posting bullshit on Far From The Truth Social, he's actually fast asleep and it's Natalie doing it for him! He still takes naps during cabinet meetings, but then he is geriatric!

In private, or even in company, this is how the chit-chat goes: Trump "Call me Daddy" Natalie "Yes Daddy" Trump "What should I call you?" Natalie "You can call me Ivanka" Trump "Mmm, this is so much cheaper than Stormy" Natalie "Who the fuck is Stormy?" Trump "Bad weather in the Gulf of America"