Olivenaut

dio: how many breads have you eaten in your life guy who's eaten bread three times: three breads dio: wait really? that's crazy. i've killed way more people than that

Yes, I imagine it would be difficult to make a video game if you have absolutely zero relevant skills and refuse to learn any

sorry i need to publicly be a hater for a second but what do you mean the giant 230k+ signature save mass effect petition is only about the IP and not the devs that were laid off

he genuinely had no idea. he's astonished

"This remake is inviting new players into this world" is so condescending. Ohh wittle new players oooh you simply cannot handle playing games from 20 years ago...you're too wittle and dumb with your wittle brain

I can be trusted behind thousands of horse power.

desperately in need of a thousand year voyage, guided by compassion

BioWare was killed by forces outside the studio itself. It was bullshit. Wishing everyone who lost their jobs today well, as well as everyone who used to work there before moving on. Edmonton and BioWare are nearly synonymous in games, it’s crazy

you are not allowed to scroll past this post without telling me who your favorite monkey in video games is i’ll start: the 4th folding screen monkey from Sekiro. conniving little freak

I love playing random bullshit old video games nobody has ever heard of

you are not allowed to scroll past this post without telling me who your favorite monkey in video games is i’ll start: the 4th folding screen monkey from Sekiro. conniving little freak

My review of Belmont's Curse sucks by the way, don't read it. Read this person's instead. They put a lot more effort into their thoughts and delivered them better than I could

I voted btw

if I haven’t texted you a “=w=“ yet, we still have much progress to make on the voyage of friendship

Beatle Goes Down A Slide in Mario 64

i'm genuinely surprised so many people seem to be enjoying belmont's curse, i feel a little alienated by how much i dislike it

heaven

i'm so grumpy rn i'm actually gonna delete all my positive posts about the game i don't wanna mislead anybody lmao

ok i'm feeling much much more negative on belmont's curse as i get deeper into it. why is so much of this game platforming challenges?

if you’re reading all this Castlevania discourse and haven’t played SotN, Rondo, the original on NES, or any of the handheld games, what are you waiting for? You don’t need this discourse! A feast awaits you!!!

Earnestness is the most important thing to making interesting art, more important than technical skill. Too many things nowadays pre-emptively self-deprecate as a desperate (and attempt to garner attention from ppl who would reject them anyways... it just undermines the entire thing.

glad I was patient with Belmont's Curse, it picks up pretty good after the opening hour. Still lots of complaints but overall I'm currently feeling it's "solid" which is high praise considering how harsh I was on the demo

holy shit he doesnt know

looks like my gravest errors have finally caught up with me. i'm cancelled... hehehe... et tu, brutus?? *vomits blood*

I’m still thinking about Bob’s Bottles

watching psychodyssey makes me wanna play psychonauts 2 again. i complained a lot about that game, just because certain sections / elements weren't great. but the parts that were good were *really* special.

i'm out of control #dogonline

Trip World feels like it's a game from another fucking dimension

getting really into playing dogshit lately

this art of yancy as a tiny chud sucks so bad. i need to replace it asap

millennial input

i think sometimes people conflate elitism with having standards

the electric guitar