Ollie Crafoord

Ollie Crafoord

@olrun.bsky.social

a chaotic neutral history nerd, artist, and qualified charlatan born in the 1900s, in stockholm, sweden

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I did, in fact, hibernate through the summer, woke up a few weeks ago, started art school, and made this. Welcome back, me. #art #oilpainting #furby

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The lessons from Brazil and Serbia? Don't concede one inch of ground to the far right. Don't appease. Don't triangulate. Don't grovel. Don't say they have "legitimate concerns". Mobilise your base, and fight them with all the democratic means at your disposal.

This morning, I sold the first proper camera I ever got and I've been very emotional about it because my dad bought it for me years ago, but I no longer used it and wanted it to go to someone that would use it, but aaa, my feelingssss

I have to do an embroidery for my textiles class. I’m really shit at everything in textiles class. I have one more week to get this done aaaaaaa

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We tried "everyone is entitled to an opinion" for three straight decades and all we have to show for it is four thousand cases of measles and a death cult running the government. It's time for people who don't know what they're talking about to shut the fuck up.

Don’t forget to update your Bluesky app and add your ko-fi links to your profile so the Bluesky gods can find where to send you money, or something

I like to eat my sad egg and bread meal whilst watching Gordon Ramsay yell at restaurant owners about making a bad lobster bisque and nod along knowingly

I've successfully annihilated all of the items my ex gifted to me from my life, by giving them away or selling them, and it feels very good to be rid of the hex. A WEIGHT HAS LIFTED

I’m reading the Marquis de Sade’s nonsense play and his character says “she is quite beyond my descriptive powers” and then proceeds to describe the woman in perfect, precise detail. Bitch, why u lyin’ about her air of nobility and her chestnut hair

I was having a real medical emergency in which I could not go to sleep (hallucinating and crying because of it) and then five days ago, I caught the flu and now I cannot stay awake. Such is life

I wish when I wore a mask in public to save myself from all the colds that people are spreading about that those people would act normal and not shrink away in terror from me like I'm Nobuo Tanaka from Stink Bomb lmaoo

I went to a new hair guy. He’s from Ireland and he was combing my knotted hair and he was like “all you’re giving me is fucking knotty hair” and then I started coughing and he was like “oh great, sounds like you aren't gonna make it” and it was all very hilarious and now I have this fringe. Hey!

I asked a seller on a website if they could take a photo of a ring on an actual person's hand so I could get an idea of the size and look of it (all the photos were closeups) and they sent me what I'm pretty sure is AI-generated photos of the ring on a hand lmaooo

I am going outside past my designated stay-indoors-time and I don’t know how to feel about that, but my friend wants to see a film. 😅 #recluseontheloose #selfie

Those history youtube titles that always start 'fall asleep to...'? Sir, I can't fall asleep, this is two hours of you telling me about the entire history of druids?

I am sick today but I was staring at paintings by Philip de László and I felt the sudden inspiration to attempt a portrait. This is a work in progress. My head hurts and I have a fever. The sharp fingers were an accident that I just decided to keep for now because how spooky. #art #artsky #oil

I started the weaving class and I literally feel like an alien that has had no arms for their entire life, came to Earth and received arms, and now I am learning about how hands work. I am sick with confusion.

I don't understand how I'm supposed to make anything with this thing and I don't understand how anyone in history ever decided this loom was a creation of good when it is so clearly evil incarnate.

I started the weaving class and I literally feel like an alien that has had no arms for their entire life, came to Earth and received arms, and now I am learning about how hands work. I am sick with confusion.

The teacher kept saying ”the documents are in Teams” and I was reading along in #Teams and afterwards, she asks me ”Why were you using your phone?” and I was like ”TEAMS” TEAMSTEAMSTEAMS 😵‍💫

I was walking home with the gorget I made in class on because it did not fit in my locker and I found this flower growing on the side of the road on my way home and was like ”I better take some photos” 😅 #metalworking #armour #photography #filter