Steve

Make a band edible Sushi and the Banshees

New bands wanted for exciting new project Please send your demos to: Reform Freepost Essex somewhere

I wouldn’t mind sixpence every time this is used tonight #CelebrityTraitors

London is becoming a go nose zone

That reminds me. Is University Challenge on tonight?

Who else would you want taking a penalty?

Looks like it’s beef curtains for American cattle farmers

Zack here suggesting we could get all the water companies back in return for Feargal Sharkey. Worth a go I suppose

Never thought a thirst for knowledge could be a swap

Those Argentinians wear so bloody dirty that the crowd were still booing when Trump came out

Ever wondered what happened to Beavis and Butthead?

Cool. Much better time to go to pub

The Fatfuck trees got themselves a bumper harvest

This is great. Mind you I like Tom Waits falling over a toolbox in a shed

#skynews Trump complaining about the price of bacon under Biden with the President of the UAE was nicely considered

Watching Dolly the worlds most famous sheep #ch4 In a field of one

Feral cats waiting for their dinner here in Portugal. Would rather scratch your face off than show any appreciation though

Would be great if you could listen to #lbc anytime day or night without getting a squirt of huff and puff populist umbrage in your ears every 30 minutes

It’s seems that French tribute band Les Smeefs are at least as miserable as the originals J’en ai marre Moi aussi

TONIGHT: doors 7.30, starts at 7.45. Full set from Steve White & The Protest Family at 8pm. One Eyed Wayne a bit later. Everyone in the bar downstairs after til late. Advance sales closed, but we can squeeze a few more in - pay on the door. Upstairs at the Rose & Crown #Walthamstow

Wes Craven busy scribbling

It’s gonna pack a punch

#totp tip Bin it. I was a teenage Sex Pistol on Sky arts 9pm. Thank me later 😉

So one of James Bonds bosses is Dick Moore? Not having it

#munmci Bryan Mbuemo with a birthday spoiler for Man City manager Pop Gladioli

250 signatures to go and the potholes of Clacton get a long overdue visit

5…4…3…2…1ski

I put my clocks back straight after breakfast and immediately felt hungry again

#totp If I had one moment in time it wouldn’t be this one

#totp Marti Webb…cheesier than a Wotsit smothered in Philadelphia and shoved up some stinking bishop

Next up…no licking the lips when enjoying a doughnut

Bruce Foresight

..and I reckon the perfect music to go with this is…

One Eyed Wayne have got a new album coming out in the next month and about bloody time. Here’s a noisy offering from the last one. 🥳

Here’s a nail with a sore head

You won’t get past this without a chuckle

An everyday day story of Farage folk

#SWEENG Bloody hell. That was like playing nearest the bull and winning with a double 3

#climatechange The Party told you to reject the evidence of your skin cancer and soggy feet. It was their final, most essential command Ohwell

Best song I bumped into at #glastonbury this year. Minimal room for disagreement😉

One of the mystery surprise guests at this years #glastonbury is rumoured to be none other than Nigel Farage’s mum

Slowly walking down the hall Faster than a cannonball I mean ffs..

#motd Unai Emery not happy

#totp Stones to the fucking rescue

It’s deffo American. Might be subject to taRIFFS

#newsnight Kevin eh? They’ve taken away my ‘nice little bonus’ it’s Reform for me

Reminds me of the special soap I bought that keeps elephants out of your bathroom

One day George, one day

Marine Le State Pen.