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@onlinefunctions.bsky.social
i post with my heart critical care paramedic, landlord classicide stan, terminally online shitposter "a future is not given to you. it is something you must take for yourself." "at the end of everything, hold on to anything." *no worries*
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Holy shit. Someone has decompiled the Adobe suite, rebuilt it in Rust and released it as open source. Either all software is dead or the US copyright laws are about to receive an update. getartcraft.com/apps
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this is a really good quality of life improvement for people who steal passports in the past you had to really get into the mail and feel the envelopes to find if there's a passport in there, but now you'll just know, saving a ton of time and energy for other things
I love that the U.S. government now has ideas so dumb that the fact checks are simply “yeah this isn’t a parody, it’s real”
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It's so close to the promise of truth and reconciliation tribunals and yet so far, but that is the thing the Dems need to be promising people
Rep. Jamie Raskin, tells NBC’s “Meet the Press” on Sunday that President Trump has “undoubtedly” committed impeachable offenses but that Democrats would also focus on issues like healthcare if they win back the House.
oh boy, next we can do a TV special where we raise a child in total sensory deprivation until they are 7 then expose them to the world to see what happens as long as it's good TV, the forbidden experiment is fine
Netflix has announced a new reality series titled ‘THE NEW STANFORD PRISON EXPERIMENT’. The series follows 30 participants who enter a real prison and are randomly assigned as guards or prisoners. They must see if they conform to the roles or if morality wins.
@eris.anarchogoth.rip and I accidentally invented bodhisattva hustle culture today and I just don't think this got enough appreciation tbh
look around you, if you don't see your crew's miraculous display of myriad enlightened activities spontaneously established without effort, then you're it
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if your circle isn't cultivating compassion within themselves, skillfully causing others to enter the wisdom of a buddha and reach the other shore, becoming famous throughout countless worlds and saving innumerable hundreds of thousands of sentient beings, it's time to find a new circle.