Opener of the way (icantsay)

Bird site appears to be fully down for now so I came here for the first time in months

To be fair if you secretly recorded any billionaire for more than an hour I'm sure you would catch them on tape saying "Look at this illegal thing I'm doing"

That ain’t workin’, that’s the way ya do it, you post fuck alf on the bluesky feed. That ain’t workin’, that’s the way you do it, hellfies for nothing and your feet for free

The purpose of self-improvement should not be to erase personality flaws, but to smooth them and hone them until they can no longer do unintended harm

A being pierced through by all things no longer needs to expend energy to keep the world out and thus becomes limitless

Hideo Kojima 🤝 George Lucas Naming characters after the first attribute that pops into their head

I regret to inform you that the cables are both supple and moist

The problem with mastodon is the lack of WeedBoners

karma propagates lossily through any connected system of sentient beings. Not sure if the loss follows inverse square or inverse cube laws though

my new electric string trimmer is a mighty weapon and deserves some sort of sanskrit name

More kitty pictures

logging onto bluesky every day

Did you know? Gatorade is the Spanish name for Catorade.

Chicken Log, Chicken Log. Chicken Good, Log Good, Chicken Log Double Good

Buddy, they won’t even let me fuck the internet archive

I maintain that the opening themes of Bond movies are one of the most perfect expressions of each era’s zeitgeist. Seriously, bangers one and all

Girl with kombucha, Tries her first sip and then scrunches her face, Enjoys the taste!

Lower earth orbit, Man with a gun to the head of his helmetted twin: “Always has been”

Ok now I’m wondering about a hyperspecific meme format that’s basically meme_components.jpeg but doing it all following the meter of elanor rigby, e.g. Fluffy gray kitty, Asking of he can haz bite of your burger with cheez, Oh pretty please

Cats siphon compute from their humans. You know that part of your brain that’s always thinking about your cat? Yeah your cat is using its own tulpa inside your head to more effectively think kitty thoughts. In this way they are, at least a little bit, like gods

I’m sorry @faineg.bsky.social — It was calling to me

Ok here we go. Twice a day every day for years now

ghostfuckers, it's our time

Wow absolutely unhinged that they went with this for the moderation icon but it does make sense in a twisted way I guess

Obviously the icon should have been this