BlueMartian

Baby.... When I hit my home state of Jersey, I set my cruise control to 85 and I get in the right lane because there's going to be people flying past me.

My MIL has an idea to fix my closet that keeps falling down. She insisted on coming to home depot.... Before we left she got the tape measure. We get here and ask her the size.... "I didn't measure it we can just get it cut." Me and the Tofu : "TO WHAT DIMENSIONS????????" 🤦🏾‍♀️

I'm tired of laundry... HOW DOES IT PILE UP SO QUICKLY??

A vocalist I know and have respected my whole life just used all ai instruments for his new album..... This is a person who used to have the most beautiful arrangements commissioned for his projects... Now resulting to using ai. I hope he loses his voice.

My niece, while teaching me how to do a walk over or something says to me " I'll spot you.... You arent THAT BIG.... " SHE IS FIVE!! She then made me learn an 8 count for a gymnastics floor routine and kept criticizing my legs.

My "niece" found out what dwarfism and then promptly looked at me and asked "so you aren't gonna get any taller either?"...... Girl if you don't..... I'M 5'2!!!!!

I was so happy to send my exec team on an office visit and NOT go so I could get some work done.. Then i get a slack asking why my name wasn't on the travel list... "You aren't coming? You can if you want... It would be helpful." 🙄 that just means they want me to come. 😭

Has anyone read the Poppy War by R.F. Kuang? I have thoughts.

Waddis?

I'm still awake and I have to drive back to MD from NYC tomorrow and we are supposed to do breakfast before I leave and Im technically "working".

Where did that white man come from on my tl?

I jokingly told my 4 yr old niece i was 79... And this little ass says "but then why are you are still short?"

Why would a MAN be there????

I have no idea what color my hair is gonna turn out.... I know it's not the gonna be the color i intended. 🤷🏾‍♀️

The Tofu and his dad are writing a book together..... While I'm proud of them.... They are both undiagnosed (somewhere on the spectrum) and JUST alike. They are going on a writers retreat this weekend. I pray they both come back and that they ACTUALLY get some work done. Lol

1. Loyalty 2. Wisdom 3. And I'm a sure shot. 🎯

Do it again.... It didn't take the first time. Maybe hold him down thereby for a few seconds. 🤷🏾‍♀️

Once again, FUCK JEFF BEZOS

This is a valid question though..... They SHOULD. Some good LA coffee!

Anyone else have a pet that needs emotional support in order to eat? My dog waits until someone isninnthe kitched with him. And will stop of you leave so now there is always someone standing around when he starts eating. Smh

OK I am officially a granny prude... those #mistr commercials are doing too damn much.

#DCorNothing

BIIIIIIIH is anyone watching #LoveisblindNetherlands????

But I am too cool to run for either a bus or a train. 🤷🏾‍♀️ I'll grab the next one. Lol

Nothing.... And I mean NOTHING about k-pop impresses me. I don't need it... And it's actually offensive to me. Same thing with Earth worm Jim-assed Taylor.

Maybe they employ the "catch" method. 🤷🏾‍♀️ (if you get this reference... Welcome you are online too much.. Lol)

You know what's humbling... Thinking there is another step when there isn't. That loud ass stomp that happens. 🤦🏾‍♀️

One of the things that annoys me the most is white folks talk about Trump, Musk, Bezos, etc like they are all powerful gods and not mediocre white men that they ceded power to because they wanted to be like them. They created those idols. It didn’t just happen out of nowhere.

Anyone in NYC, who likes to support Black musicians check out my BFFs show at 54 below this weekend. 54below.org/events/brand...

All it would take is ONE spider... Them 8 arms will have me DONE.

This is the type of granny I want to be. Wild animals as pets. Fighting men! I love it!!!!

Every SINGLE time I think I need something from amazon I think that this POS has a multi million dollar yatch just to follow around his BILLION dollar yacht. Yeah I can find it locally and most of the time I don't need it to begin with. FUCK JEFF BEZOS

And their show that they compared Livin single Tobin regards to "baddies" was girlfriends..... I have two ideas as to why they though that cast was more attractive. More men need to die alone.

If you live in Georgia, Florida, Kentucky, Mississippi, Tennessee, Ohio, Indiana, Arkansas, Texas, or Arizona, Today is THE LAST DAY to register to vote in the 2026 Midterm Election!!! Pls check your voter registration @iwillvote.com

THEE Tom Jones!! This man is STILL singing DOWN!

If you are a bread lover you should try the cheddar and jalapeño sourdough at Aldi and I think Trader Joe's has it too it you support union busters. This post is about bread... Mostly.

Study of 2.5 million children finds no link between MMR vaccine & autism. Reporting by @ericwdolan.bsky.social www.psypost.org/study-of-2-5...

Its the perfect range day.

It should be illegal for it to be this easy for me to get smacked. ONE shotgun... and 2 mins later I'm gone!

What's the plan for y'all's weekends?

DMV...Y'all GOT to do better on the roads...In a span of 4-5 miles on & around 495 I saw THREE SERIOUS accidents...The 1st one I hope everyone got out alive,the 2nd I KNOW someone was seriously hurt & the 3rd all three vehicles are gonna be totaled out but at least I saw the people standing around

I slept TERRIBUUUUUUUUUL last night. Coconut woke up in a tizzy at 4am and the Tofu didn't budge. I know that is Coconut won't listen to go back to bed he has to go potty BADLY. And he did. I woke myself ALL the way up by being startled by my own shadow while I waited for him. 🤦🏾‍♀️ like I JUMPED! lol

I don't feel bad about that botched execution. I feel like more ppl should be put to death. Society has gotten to brazen in being horrible, disgusting, abusive, murderous shitty ppl. Kill all children abusers, abusers of those who can't fight back and murderers.

Anyone watching #americanhorrorstory ?

Overall...Women (Black AND white) have been the worst managers in my career.WORST! I've never had a direct Black man manager but skip level and they were...Fine.White men is where I thrive. 🤷🏾‍♀️ I have two white men as career mentors. I told my first "teach me how to move like a white man." Him:"OK".

What are y'all listening to this morning? I need some fun music in my ears.