For Colored Boys Who Have Considered Podcasts

The adversity is your story. The struggle becomes your performance.

I can't get past the Cover 2 with two safeties up high...

I hope every deeply melanated Black Woman on my feed has an amazing day today 🤎✨

Think I need a good academia group chat or something, because I'm noticing some things.

Only getting $5M from Wizards was where you really went wrong. The Wizards are responsible for some of the worst contacts in NBA history, and you let them pay you the 5!?

Ain't enough witness protection in the goddamn world for you to be saying alladis on camera and in your own voice.

Poor documentarians. They spend all that time, effort, and money to inform the masses just for folks not to watch/listen.

#EvergreenSkeet

There's too much goin' on right now. And not nearly enough tequila. Le'me fix that real quick.

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C'mon, fam. This ain't even creative.

Weird time for an FEC outage.

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Good Night BlueSky

Speaking of eating...

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I really don’t understand how anyone could skip voting for these midterms.

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There's got to be a better way to fund journalism than with paywalls. The inaccessibility is unethical.

A grilled pork chop anywhere is gon' be on my plate everywhere.

We really need to have serious talk about white crime.

It's time to lock in daddy

You know a God is truly man-made when people start carrying on about how much they/them cares about sex.

Old Bay

D.C.’s Teacher of the Year, Ramon Griffin, likes to refer to himself as a “griot,” a West African term for a storyteller.

About Me:

About Me:

My time to shine

Rather be with you, babe.

No reason to be up o'clock...

It’s interesting that they can always find the money when necessary. We just have to make it necessary

Had to be pre-COVID, but I also don't remember what I had for dinner last week.

This was peak technology at one point in time.

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I'm not arguing with a woman, especially the ones who cried during sex, so this isn't the context in which those memories would ever come up.

So tired. But not sleepy.

Oh we being horny tonight?

If you've retired from whore activities, what prompted your retirement?

Bourbon and homework are not a good mix.

When did The Diplomat get four fucking seasons!?