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sir this is a cheesecake factory

love all the media bullshit "but Biden had high inflation" yeah no shit, thanks to trump and the GOP completely kneecapping us during COVID in '20 with fucking incompetence that's taking years to unfuck + trump's pal putin in ukraine, thanks for playing

maybe pat mcafee will go the way of john mcafee

If another defense contractor's CEO did any of this shit they'd be ousted within hours - and if they did anything near what Musk did re: Starshield, they'd be looking around the inside of a holding cell

<nods in Christopher Cross>

There are four types of Bluesky users for people who can't count

Leonidias: "THIS! IS! SPART..." Modern US Soldier: "Cool, I'm gonna stop you there. <slaps the side of an aircraft carrier> I'd like to introduce you to the Ford-class supercarrier strike group..."

Thinking this should probably be a bigger story

27% of Microsoft's total workforce offered buyouts to people at management levels and below. Because of AI. JFC.

Comey accused of "mishandling" classified security information. I'm old enough to remember when Trump stored top secret documents in a Mar-a-Lago bathroom.

ESPN paid all that money to Pat AcAfee who's softer than a summer breeze and as annoying as a gnat in your nostril. Amazing.

Happy Sports Equinox Day (MLB, NFL, NBA, NHL all on tonight) for those who celebrate. Like me. Nerds.

just got an IRS email for my kids' Trump accounts...jfc

Ramaswamy is now saying "but but but they said 'your mom' first!" Whew, this fuken guy.

RIP Walter Koenig. He was 90. Second star to the right, and straight on 'til morning, Chekov. #startrek #treksky

Bluesky has nine kinds of users

love how Dave Brubeck played with 9/8 time in "Blue Rondo à la Turk" in coupling pentameters 1-2 1-2 1-2 1-2-3, 1-2 1-2 1-2 1-2-3, 1-2 1-2 1-2 1-2-3 then on the 4th measure changing to a swingy triplet feel like a long 6/8 going to 1-2-3 1-2-3 1-2-3 weird rhythms/odd time signatures are neat

Jesus looked at Butker and said, "Nah, I won't forgive THAT."

Flavio Bolsonaro is so upset that Trump didn't come down to Brazil to check out his ass

1. <insert i ain't reading all that meme> 2. ooooh he big mad

fake ass reaction videos be like - No, I've never seen or heard of Michael Jackson or his "Thriller." What is Beatles?

Each relationship is its own.

Media: But would Obama wear a tan suit to the Cheesecake Factory he <scoffs, has the vapors> besmirched

These polymarket and kalshi and AI commercials are all shit, just like the products they advertise

Sure and my father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery...My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims, like he "invented" the question mark.

Clocks turn back next weekend, hopefully all the way back to a time before we got trapped in this timeline

That's one way to describe Gandalf

First snow of the season. #cowx

A Pearl Drums Masterworks Series custom snare drum, 13"x6.5" maple/gum 12-ply (no reinforcement rings)/black pearl #331 finish; black nickel hw/red gaskets inc. diecast hoops, CL-65 bridge lugs, an SR-150 click lock strainer, 42-strand brass wires w/an Evans HD Dry batter & Evans 300 resonant head

This interview is really a final job interview for Polis, who's hoping to join CBS's sister station, Fox News.

not now, having an on again, off again discrete relationship with the CIA

How you Dune

Rubio is ready to storm the beach like

Better food variety and quality. Better health screening/treatment. Lower teen pregnancy. Quick access to quality info. Communications tech. Better cybersecurity. Kids are much more into anti-bullying and being inclusive. Better vehicle safety. Better gasoline. Better data. Better shitposting.

oh what the fuck now

Alex Trebek voice: "No, sorry."

Thinking of Mar-a-Lago as a MAGA Vatican, like how Vatican City is its own tiny country...And how Mar-a-Lago would be a little shit house country.

Took a walk out under the fall sky

They don't have a plan. The scary part will be after the fact when they come up with one and go to extremes when it starts to dawn on them how f*cked they are. Then, well...Might get sporty.

When every day brings new outrages, it becomes difficult not to get desensitized. Which is why I remember to get outside for some fresh air...And keep a spreadsheet of all these motherfuckers' criming for reference and context. Sure, I'm petty and vindictive, but I'm also dedicated and organized.

<In the words of Fleetwood Mac> Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies...

Soft.

Huh. True or not (it's not), this is just funny to me. It's not serious. It's like we're living in an AI hallucination.

Inaccurate. No one likes Utah. Colorado's favorite other state is Colorado.

One, bullshit. Two, the President is saying that a member of Congress 'just conceded her seat,' which...No. Why? Racism? Sure. But more directly, he's continuing to battlespace prep on pushing to delegitimize Congress- pretty much by fiat. That's gonna be a real important theme soon.