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Fox always has a blonde bimbo nodding head.

How do those anchors manage to keep a straight face when they hear this nonsense? But I had my first good laugh of the day. And nowadays that might be my only one.

Yeah, right.

I am at a loss to name anyone near Trump more qualified than her.

Garbage 🗑

They are shameless

Shes not Russian

right

Nominate Melania for the Nobel Peace Prize. Just to piss off Trump

Why not? Heck, is Barron around?

Just great, so does this mean Melania takes Jared and Steve's place as our special envoy negotiating peace

This is absolutely horrible. They are lying and lying and smiling while in that city posted on their background Russians commit genocide. There is no bottom for these people.

So they need a translator that speaks broken English, Russian, Ukrainian and a brass pole.

Go be a xenphobic misogynist turd somewhere else please.

Surprisingly, the curtains still don’t match the carpet if you get my drift.

But I was told her husband would fix everything on day one.

Und vee vill hab piss

Yeah, no she isn’t.

“I don’t really care, do you?”

Bwahahaha! April Fool’s!

Will somebody stop this ridiculous administration? This has gotten way, way too far.

It's the usual lies but if true ...she's been failing for over a month.

Okay, let's make the LOOOOONG jump here and believe Melania is 'negotiating a ceasefire' between Ukraine and Russia. 🤡🤡🙃 WHY?! Why would the first lady be involved in something like that?

its so important that the president cant even do it himself lmao

Sure

Dee fiteeng eez bad.

The fucking mail order bride fucktoy that Trump bought? What's that dumb fucking cunt bringing to the negotiating table other than free blowjobs?

The only thing Melania can negotiate is her prenup.

Behind every toadie, stooge, and shitpigeon, there are these lil' dingleberries just hanging on to the butthair.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Right. Melanomia is deeply involved in crease fire talks. Sure she is. 🙄

Maybe the clapback about Melania needing to be raided and investigated like Ilhan Omar got to be too much, and Donnie and Mel needed some reputation rehab? 😆

this has a better chance

TRUMPS RUSSIAN HANDLER is negotiating a Ceasefire huh?

FFS

Shouldn’t 💄 be more concerned about her cyberbully? 🤡 #BeBest

😂. Woke up to this.

Finally, putting her Einstein VISA to good use!!!😂😂😂😂😂

This is the plot of the upcoming movie "Melania 2: the Nobel".

yeh, right

And if she's successful Rump will either take credit from her or she'll end up buried at a golf course

Senior advisor to Melania Trump? Oh boy we are getting screwed.

He can’t even lie well.

🙄🙄🙄

Show me the paper!

God I hope they give her the Nobel peace prize. It could be enough to make him finally stroke out.

She also negotiated Japan’s surrender in WWII.

Had to come out of the shadows sometime. The sleeper comes awake! 😉

Or I fook orange lizard man daughter for fake diplomat credential Sell out Ukraine, get many Russian rubles

Get real

Ha ha ga ha

Melania can stop the war, but trump can't ?

Waiting for the executive order with no weight behind it

Why not? She has as much experience as anyone in this ridiculous administration.

How much is she getting paid because she doesn’t do anything for free.

Honestly I think the Pope had more to do with it but that’s fine and something positive Her lack of humility is always astounding ! Trump’s comparison to Eleanor Roosevelt is sacrilegious.

They don't even do fake theater performances well. This guy looks like the pool boy's boss, who just happened to be available as a stand-in senior advisor today, to execute another Hail Mary pass.

Oh do fuck off

Giving gravitas to a turd like this!

These AI videos have gotten out of hand...lol

In what language?

VOTE THE GOP OUT!!!

I'm sure that agreement is coming in two weeks as well, right after the infrastructure plan, the health care plan, the proof he won 2020, and the end of the Iran war.

Give the peace prize to Melania and see Trump’s head explode. 😂

Totally 💯

She and the Kremlin go way back.

How? By going back to her owner, Putin?

Bullshit

Spaghetti form of government. Just throw it against the wall and see what sticks

Poolboy says what?

Middle aged Fabio escort says what?

because she's a russian asset and they're trying to explain why she's in contact with the Kremlin.

Geez right.🙄 Donald is getting desperate so is Melanie and the rest of the Maga regime 😊

He is a Trumper, btw

You took the words right out of my mouth 👄

Marc Beckman must never hold a job ever again. And I don't mean he needs to get rich cashing in on a book deal... I mean never work again, end up homeless on the mean streets of DC without bus fare to leave

🤣!!!♾️

Riiiiiight. I don't touch those sleazy gambling apps... but if I did, I'd lay $50 down that this skeezy git "advises" her by aligning her chakras and giving her crystal "yoni massages."

Now wouldn't it be hilarious if Melania now gets the Nobel Peace Prize ahead of her dumbass husband??

Where is Little Marco?

Lord, this clown car just keeps getting fuller. Never ending clowns.

Translation: she's pulling a train with the ruzzian's.

Riiiiiiiight

This could mean ANOTHER block-buster documentary is coming soon to a theater near you!

Are you freaking kidding me? What a boldfaced lie! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Oh awesome, don’t mind me while I go inside my nuclear bunker. JFC, where the hell are we and what the hell is going on?

Peace comes from concrete actions, not from PR hype!

She’s pals with Putin. What a joke.

I read too literally that his title was "Exclusive Senior Advisor..." and thought "I bet!"

That'll do it!

Exactly HOW would she do that?

Putin heard 'Budapest' and cried, gleefully (with tears in his eyes)--"YES! Brilliant idea! Great minds think alike!"

He was the producer of her crappy Amazon documentary.

So is this our 'October surprize??? Good one!

Oh, what a relief! I'm now convinced... Melanoma is living up to her Einstein visa! Bwahahahaha,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

No one believes this …

God help us over the next week.

In what language?

They’re obviously sleeping together.

Are any of them normal?

I suppose she’s just as qualified as the pair that Trump has put forward. Maybe the whole corrupt family will get a turn

Oh man, I hope she wins the Nobel Peace Prize. 😂😂😂