Adam Orlando

Breaking: Mitch showed up on my front porch.

The day before Trump paused tariffs and sent the S&P 500 up 9.5%, his investment accounts bought 327 stocks worth $12.8 million. It was one of the biggest one-day market rallies in history. The trades were disclosed over a year late. The penalty was $200. Parking tickets cost more than that.

Here’s a chart that give the details of the JCPOA agreement that Obama signed compared the “deal” that Trump has made with Iran. So obvious that Trump failed to deliver anything better, sacrificed the lives of US soldiers as well as Iranian children, and cost the American taxpayers billions. 🤦‍♀️

A where's Waldo to celebrate freedom 250 😂👇

The algae always comes back... meidasplus.com

I keep waiting for my generation (x) to take leadership. But we have too many walking corpses that keep getting elected over and over again. If we could just get the kids to vote.

This is so true.

This is amazing - @kevinolearytv 🤡 is fearmongering about Chinese agents opposing his giant Utah data center… but it’s 2 young local girls in Utah who hilariously call him (and his “dumbass hat”) out👇🏽 Full: www.instagram.com/reel/DYU074V...

SNL Forever.

Sheep follow

You really can't get more Marie Antoinette than "build me a $400 million ballroom to protect me while I cut your goods and services, make airline travel unsafe, let diseases run rampant, eliminate the early warning system to prevent natural disasters and shoot your family and friends in the face"

He honestly thinks we're stupid.

This administration is wicked to the core. Full of deviants and liars purposely. Anyone who tells you otherwise is a fool or has something to gain.

In a nutshell. 😊

The little boy who called wolf and felon that has told more documented lies in mankind’s history, runs TRUTH social. On a separate note, my wife and I are excited to go to a Jeffrey Dhamer themed vegan restaurant this weekend. Because this timeline is stupid AF.

You know what's really embarrassing about this conflict? Iran has a 90 percent literacy rate while 50 per cent of the US reads at the 6th grade level or below. Iran sent Phds to the ceasefire talks. The US sent realtors.

This is so well done. 👌

Correct.

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If you are lonesome tonight and looking for pussy, look no further. I give you the GOP members of congress. #8647

We need to get fatler out of office before he finishes his illegal bunker and fills it with enough big macs, underage girls and diapers to never give up power.

Our AG in Florida is a real POS. Let’s fund religious schools with tax payer money because John Adams was religious. Ignoring the whole separation of church and state. This will get appealed and overturned. Tax these fucking churches already. Enough.

Can’t wait to see what kind of sweet deal they give to Tiger in Fl. Dude went from biggest sports star in the world to piece of shit real fast.

Imagine you are one of the only shitty lawyers willing to defend an obvious felon. You lose badly but hang in there and get to be the AG. Blanche is a hack.

I need to book a flight. What will the initials be for the new dementia felon pedo king airport be?

Every Sheridan show. Country fold good and wise. City folk dumb and live in danger. Mostly minority free so it goes down easy for intended audience.

On a personal note, these dirty rotten corrupt mother fuckers are RUINING March madness for me. Also the world, and there are bigger problems. But can we just get one day of no new obviously corrupt or dangerous news?

The triple comb over

Pro tip: If your are bargain shopper like me. I have found Diplomacy, common sense, and planning are so much cheaper than war. Your welcome.

One would think congress would have learned their lesson confirming unqualified, combative Trump puppets. At least make some new mistakes.

I’m not sure I would hire markwayne as a plumber. And for that, he is actually qualified.

Rubio: They’re in a lot of trouble, and the people in charge, they don’t know how to fix it, so they have to get new people in charge.” He has really picked up the Trump projection. Accuse others of your faults.

As much as CNN is in my short list for sh!t reporting, this is more testimony of how horrid the Epstein island was. This interior designer was “interrogated but nothing happened”. Why in the fvck are we still here? How much more proof do we need? Arrest the shit- ass in the WH. #Pinks #ProudBlue

1/10 We keep telling ourselves we are “the good guys.” But look at record right now. Power is being used as leverage, punishment, & spectacle. When human life becomes a bargaining chip & civilians become collateral, we are not on right side of history. #DV1 #ProudBlue #Voices4Victory #USDemocracy

I can’t wait to see who FIFA selects for their second recipient next year.

I wish I could use receipts to pay my mortgage.

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Jennings, the Mugsy Bouges of “news”. So easily dunked upon.

For those of you that think 80 year mortgages is a solution. Taste my ass with a tiny spoon.

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Just in case you needed to get caught up on current events:

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Steve Bannon ripped off his own followers with his ‘build the wall’ scam. Trump pardons him. Then photos come out showing him hanging out with Jeffrey Epstein AFTER he was charged with child trafficking, and yet he somehow has an audience because really MAGA stands for nothing.

Get together one more time. 5:1

I have cancelled all streaming services. Your Demo is now those fortunate enough to afford anything but basics.

Exclusive: An internal planning road map obtained by The Post shows the strategy behind ICE’s breakneck expansion, a chaotic effort that has already triggered lawsuits and accusations of cruelty. wapo.st/41FWkck