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Now is the time to care about everyone, not “once we win” The time to care about everyone is always always always now

look if shit is so dire for the democrats that they NEED every vote from trans people, maybe they shouldn't run candidates who are transphobic or fold on even the slightest pushback to trans rights it's not our fault y'all's guys suck

The "available soon"s on my library holds taunt me.

I JUST WANT KARYN KUSAMA TO MAKE HER DRACULA GODDAMNIT

Look, the sooner ppl just fucking accept that SNL is and has long been part of the problem, the better. STOP WATCHING THE SHOW THAT GIVES SHANE GILLIS/ELON/DONALD a ducking platform, you stupid fucks.

I remember people said Annika and I were overreacting when we said "absolutely not" when the premise of Hill House was revealed to be a reimagining, divorced from Shirley Jackson's work as filtered thru Flanagan.

anyone who is still an enthusiastic harry potter fan in 2026 deserves to be publicly shamed & bullied

Mister President- if you're gonna false flag the fishing village I live in, Los Angeles, please hurry the fuck up and don't miss.

“Paramount’s parent company’s acquisition of Warner Brothers/Discovery has now closed and the mega studio will now be known simply as Skynet, er… I mean Skynet, ugh, I mean SKYNET! Oh god”

I'm dead fucking serious that Rob Bonita should be horsewhipped for selling out the state and the citizens.

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Happy October 1st, or as we call it in my home "the release date of The Texas Chain Saw Massacre in 1974". May your autumn days be as beautiful as if Daniel Pearl was shooting them.

Youth pastor voice

why would I be glad you didn’t say banana what happens if you say banana

I don't wanna be weird or something but banana pancakes go really fucking hard.

The Arena showdown from Sergio Corbucci's The Mercenary (1968) > The Graveyard Showdown from Sergio Leone's The Good, The Bad and The Ugly.. However Leone's film is the better overall movie, imho.

It's really unfortunate that goateed Jay Baruchel looks remarkably like goateed Jamie Kennedy. Really unfortunate for who? I'm not sure.

No one is disposable, including the canary ❤️🦜✊

I'm "ya know you can grab a stool if you wanna sit down, sir" years old at the Friday night punk show.

"There is no ethical consumption of HP while Joanne uses her wealth and power to cause harm" is an easy and clear boundary to set. Use my words if you don't have your own. "Some fuckin guy on the internet said-"

Back in the 80s I was under the impression that the cyber-age would involve us jacking into the matrix thru our com-decks and bio-implants keeping our Surge levels topped off for maximum extreme in the neon drenched eternal darkness of the cyber-night. Instead we got... this.

Happy #caturday

Anyway, yeah - just sitting down at the negotiating table over someone's human dignity means you've already let the vampire through the door

Things I was frightened of when I was a child. 1. The dark, especially being in a room in the moment after the switch is turned off. 2. Basements 3. Walking up the stairs with the dark behind me. 4. Nuclear war 5. My father

The Raid: Redemption but- perspective switch- the protags are the complex ensemble that live in the tenement high rise, and the villains are the invading faceless federal cops who are basically purging witnesses floor by floor. Survival horror/action.

death lords: vote for the death lords again, we will finish the death we started death lord opponents: if they are elected we promise to work with the death lords

"fairness in women's sports" is literally just "ethics in games journalism" like this is the same thing this is part of the same playbook dawg

Fact

Taylor Sheridan scripts are like if David Ayers scripts cleaned up to meet your parents and still talk about fucked up tactical bro shit, but (kind of) tastefully. Somberly and self-importantly instead of giddily and defiantly.

It's true. If you find someone to be a wee bit TERFy, I guarantee you they are an asshole in other ways as well, 100% accuracy.