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Years Of Learning To Love Self Undone By Single Glimpse Of Body In Self-Checkout Camera https://theonion.com/years-of-learning-to-love-self-undone-by-single-glimpse-of-body-in-self-checkout-camera/

As someone thatbhas gotten great joy out of the many pics of Bolsarno in the hospital, this is truly a work of art (not my creation, credit @jeevanrai.bsky.social

But the Rays winning would also be cool as hell Junior easily my favorite not Cardinal

@bwd.bsky.social absolutely ropes doping state (MLB) media at the bad place Thank you sir

Wow first time I’ve seen that “Liberals are the new racists” commercial and that would be hacky on the Gateway Pundit Fox proper serving it up is pathetic

Hell yeah I don’t often compliment Jurrah but the (ostensibly) painless recognition by the Cowboys should be applauded too

Great save by Tylor Megill

Roast me as you will #STLCards fans but it’s incredibly hard to cheer against these Brewers They are super fun and absolutely relentless

Anyone else old enough to have seen the Rockafire Explosion cover America’s “You can do Magic” at Showbiz Pizza?

You ever see a post you wished you skeeted?

Strike em out Throw em out Gets you the Shakedown bumper

Fox Nation is going to use AI to turbo fry what’s left of boomer brains Holy moly

Get your shongles shit today At Waldrangus For your health!

#STLCards

The #STLCards attempt to field an all-catcher team is getting closer to reality. redbirdrants.com/cardinals-fo...

Yes, I talk about the Sweeney ad. No, I make zero predictions for tomorrow. it's a fun romp of a read. Plus, cute babies. ✌️✌️ felina510.substack.com/p/nerd-blurb...

Since the '23 trade deadline, the #Cardinals have shifted strategy by trading veterans for prospects. Driven by management changes aimed at rebuilding the farm system, these transactions targeted depth rather than immediate major league impact. How have they worked https://www.nyrdcast.com/?p=24602

LMAO

“In which Bud Selig… says” Let me go ahead and stop you right there

WE WANT THE CUP #AllForCity

It’s unfortunately not longer true but “White Castle fries only come in one size”

#MoInControl

@daynperry.bsky.social It’s the most wonderful tiiiime of the (every two) yeeeeear(s)

Pitching was a key contributor to the #stlcards Triple-A Memphis Redbirds’ first playoff berth since 2018. With a 3.27 ERA and 120 strikeouts in 99 innings, lefty Quinn Mathews is The Cardinal Nation’s Redbirds Starting Pitcher of the Year. thecardinalnation.com/2026-memphis...

Take this shit to twitter

Real possibility of seeing Freddy Peralta start game two of the WS in Milwaukee on Saturday, and that would be fun as hell.

@bookowl.bsky.social Spooky meme update!

Sometimes you just can't stop the power of DJ Kitty. Rays win and are up 3-2 on the way back to the Trop.

Do you disavow the Muslim Oh Botherhood?

GoroPoo!

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It’s almost MULLING season

@cardinalsoffday.bsky.social This would have been so useful from 23-25

got that new coppertone ad for ya boss

I’m sorry to Michael Penix because I’m physically unable to call him anything but Michael Penis You have to understand I grew up watching Curtis Penis play

If you have kids and still go by “Timmy” you belong in jail

#Mizzou #PuntToWin

Simmons is a kid, paid or not, so I won’t say anything bad about him but He’s missed big throws today Drunk continues to manage scared #Mizzou