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“I’ve got more stories than JD’s got Salingers”

for me it's randomly loudly rapping in the shower I GOT THA D-DOUBLE-O D-DOUBLE-O STYLE HERE WE GO AGAIN BECAUSE IT'S BEEN AWHILE

Mine's "I get so funny with my money that you flaunt"

It's an all timer in our household too. Used to have to play it on repeat in the car to soothe the toddler tyrant. Never got sick of it.

The phone is ringin’, Oh my God

So many great lyrics. So great at sampling too. “The Sounds of Science” was an absolute treasure trove. (RIP MCA).

The entire MCA Professor Booty 3rd Bass diss track. But I love "Well its the taking of Pelham 123. If you want the doo-doo rhyme then come swe me" from Sure Shot.

Take your pick from “Professor Booty” But I think the one that just scratches the itch h is always “Got arrested at the Mardi Gras for jumping on a float, my man MCA got a beard like a billy goat”

I always liked "I'm Buddy Rich when I fly off the handle" in Sabotage

Mine is, "Fred Flintstone driving around with bald feet"

I'm an "I like my sugar with coffee and CREAM"

Dudes worked Gardena into a hip hop verse. Gardena!

Followed almost immediately with a Mr. Spock? Genius.

I gotta keep it going keep it going full steam..

Oh it's nice to wake up to an entire thread of Beasties. (If you haven't seen the documentary The Beastie Boys Story, I highly recommend it.)

If my rap’s soup, my beats is stock.

Mine is probably 'get mad hits like Rod Carew.'

3 Stacks going “you know we got your back like chiroprac” in Int’l Players Anthem

Favorite is probably "I'm up to my neck like Toulouse Lautrec"

"nobody speak, nobody get hurt" etched into my brain

Egg Man in particular, yes!

I mean, two beats later he's saying "like a pinch on the neck from Mr. Spock"

I think it’s the delivery.

You scream and you holla 'bout my Chevy Impala

"Also known for the Flintstone FLOP" lives rent-free in my head.

that song is full of invasive brainworm phrases, i swear i've had "i like my sugar with coffee and cream" AND "too sweet to be sour, too nice to be mean" buzzing in the back of my head ever since that song was a hit. so sticky!

Yeeeaah, you know I'm gettin silly Got a grandma Hazel and a grandma Tilly

"Well it's the taking of the Pelham One Two Three!" got me to rent the movie. Damn good movie.

They sure have a lot of food rhymes, clear Weird Al influence 😁

Dogs love me cause I’m CRAZY sniffable

Ali baba and the 40 thieves Ali baba and the 40 thieves Ali baba and the 40 thieves

Gettin' old like Ali Boomba Yay So fed up with racism today It's time to speak up and not turn away Make the sun shine when it's cloudy and gray Dip dip dive, so-so-socialize Open up your ears and clean out your eyes If you learn to love, you're in for a surprise It could be nice to be alive

Gettin’ women on TV like my man Chuck Woolery

Well, I'm like Lee Perry, I'm very on Rock the microphone and then I'm gone I'm like Vaughn Bodé, I'm a Cheech Wizard Never quitting, so won't you listen?

"And I got mad hits like I was Rod Carew!"

So like a pimp, I’m pimpin Got a boat to eat shrimp in Nothin wrong with my leg, I’m just b-boy limpin

I met Milenko, he gave me 3 wishes. That night, I fucked 3 fat bitches.

scrolled all the way down to find this, thank you

Obligatory “yeahhhhhh you can’t front on that.”

"You got the booming system but it's blasting out doo-doo, You think it's chocolate milk but it's watered down Yoo-Hoo" Stuck in my head for decades

“I got a girl in the castle and one in the pagoda, you know I got rhymes like Abe Vigoda”

You've got gall, you've got guile - step to me, I'm a rap-o-phile

So many great lyrics that an entire @bsky.app account is dedicated to them!

GetitTogether/Rootdown Got to do it like this like chachi and joanie Because she's the cheese and I'm the macaroni I'll fill you to the fuckin' rim like Brim I'm walking down your block, and you say, "That's him There goes the guy with the funky sound" The Beatsie Boys, you know we come to get down

Mine: “Mike D (Yeah?) / With your bad self runnin’ things / What's up, with your bad breath onion rings?”

big fan of "I got more hits than Sadaharu Oh"

For me it's probably, "dogs love me cause I'm crazy sniffable".

lmao

stuck with me more than maybe anything they've recorded. And obviously regularly relevant to my life

Going to add: “Dogs love me cuz I’m crazy sniffable”

“I got more action than my man John Woo and I got mad hits like I was Rod Carew”

Like a pinch on the neck from MR SPOCK

I've got more rhymes than I got gray hair 🎶 and that's a lot cause I got my share

That's the GOAT

an all timer

"I'm intercontinental when I eat French toast"

same for SHE DID IT WITH A WIFFLE BALL BAT

I’ve got more hits than Sadaharu Oh