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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller October 27,1945

got ghosted by my own job interviewer, again :(

a stand-up comedian, but they can’t actually tell the joke because they keep bursting into laughter while trying to say it

big bang theory sucks but one thing i do appreciate about it is that it had four different nerd characters with different personalities. whereas in other sitcoms there is usually only one nerd character with the same stock nerd personality.

2020: it’s my corona! 2026: it’s my jarona! 2038: it’s my signed 32-bit integer rollova!

i bet it would fucking suck to be an unmedicated schizophrenic living in north korea

i love sleeping so much, i wish i could marry my bed, consummate that marriage, and give birth to half-human half-bed children

so much of transphobia & terf ideology is just “i personally find these people to be gross & ugly, therefore i should never have to interact with them or encounter them in public” which is obviously an unreasonable expectation to have, yet we are still expected to take them seriously

minecraft creative mode hardcore. like regular creative mode but if you fall into the void you lose your game

Remember, embodying the spirit of straight animals is actually more gay.

does anyone else know what’s going on with animalia-life.club? i swear i see it all the time in search engine image results. but the only other person acknowledging its existence is this youtube video, and the guy is just as confused as i am youtu.be/qpJPVg41vK4

the tree of liberty must be watered with the blood of bibberty

even more infuriating is when you look for a midi file of a pop song that has a rap section, and the midi file just skips the entire rap section. put it back. christina aguilera’s dirrty is not complete without redman keeping his car looking like a crash dummy drove

midi files for rap songs never have the vocals. just the background music. i don’t want to play karaoke you dense fuck i want to make vocaloid covers

thinking about this post again

how do i encourage my relatives to use chatgpt less often without sounding annoying

i’m at a pear phone, trying to call home all of my pears i spent on you

@self.agency explaining other peoples’ opinions is a trap! A trap I fall into too frequently

i hate wool because it’s too scratchy. but sheep need to be be sheared constantly or else they overheat. if i was a sheep i think i’d feel awful for generating a piece of shit resource that nobody likes.

if kasane teto was real i would commit federal crimes for her

penis-shaped key unlocks the door to my study, where i study pornos

In space, no one knows how to build a computer but they do know that it has the power to make a person cum. and if they dont use it it theyll never have a wife again. they wont even be able to afford a house

By 2028, The moon will be visible from space for the first time

Society has such unrealistic beauty standards for women.. Luckily I don’t have to conform to any of them because I am naturally beautiful

i started playing the first game, but i forgot that im bad at video games. i keep dying. but it gets easier once you get the floppy disc because then you can throw stuff at people

been seeing a lot of stuff related to the Control (video game) fandom, and it’s giving me the same slightly-unsettling-but-won’t-leave-my-brain feeling that House of Leaves did when I was reading it. Maybe I should play the games?

holocaust deniers are so funny to me because why tf they like hitler so much. according to you he just sat on his ass all day and watched cartoons.

the richest man in the world is john money, the inventor of money

drake the type of dandy doodle to stick a feather in his hat and call it macaroni

> “i wish i had enough attention span for books” > starts playing a video game > realizes i’m not good at it or having fun > gives up and reads a book instead

terraria needs minecraft's creative mode, and minecraft needs terraria's journey mode

> be me > just had my first gynecologist appointment later virgins

sometimes i wonder what would have happened if america never did manifest destiny and just stayed the 13 colonies. do you think the louisiana purchase would become its own country. and all the land in the west would be separate countries run by the native americans. and texas would be part of mexico

fuck powerscaling, i wanna hear about power vector multiplication

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