oxxident

oxxident

@oxxident.bsky.social

funny artist lady, 23, she/her, it/it's if you're cool, monsters and gay sex 18+ personal blog styles Rawr :3c https://oxxident.straw.page/

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Italian mobsters wear big suits and collared shirts because the yonic symbolism of the layered fabric reminds them of their matriarchal saint, Mary of Bethleham. The tie is the clitoris

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I miss rural polish highschool because my csgo teammate classmate had such a bad wifi my other classmate needed to download major updates for him and put the whole game on a USB thumb drive to deliver it to him in math class or we wouldn't be able to play after school

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median Irish word: Aoíuibiaoigh median Welsh word: Gwynfmghlbrfghagh those are NOT the same

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having a bunch of friends who leave me on read all the time really fucks with me despite my best attempts to not let it do that....

well it's less that and more having friends who dont reply to me unless I'm having a breakdown and never invite me to anything and cancel on hangouts and calls constantly

it sucks to only get to talk to someone when they're having a breakdown and then you see them reaching out to other ppl to make casual plans in front of you when they've never really done that ij your long ass friendship

enjoying having a stable 9 to 5 dont get me wrong but I am a little distressed that if I dont get literally everything I ever needed to get done, done on saturday I have no other chance to do it for a full week....

90% of places are open on saturday, closed on sunday and closed by 5:30 midweek so like.... I guess I've gotta beg my roomates to go on an errand 4 me if they're out midweek 😭

basically I dont want to go anywhere that has men of any kind, I don't like how they look at me and my body and wish them all dead pretty much

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"my child turned out fine" sir your child thanks people for not being mad at them even when theyve done nothing that could merit them being mad

I have been savagely attacked and fed apple pie :]

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women are threatening to break my bed and feed my pastries this is everything I ever dreamed of

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i always get a little bit jealous of ppl who can remember stuff like the first movie they saw in theaters like damn you couldn't get me to recall that far back if you had a gun to my head

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After a decade of working in various collectible adjacent retail spheres, (music, books, videogames, toys, etc.) my ultimate conclusion is that merch is what made God stop speaking to us