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I'm always saying this

Do these new jeans make me look weird

Women only want one thing and it's disgusting

Mom watching you open presents Christmas morning

Settle down

When the Association dropped Along Comes Mary

I sprayed 200 ounces of primer on a another orb today #orb

Sugar just watched E.T. and she won't stop with this shit

Smoke a joint and eat a cheeseburger, bitch

The plant enjoyer

Everyone at work is saying "i love orb" "orb makes me feel whole again"

Hork Hogan

Requiem for a Dream (2000)

The normal foot haver

Eat shit, clanker

How is my favorite senator Lindsey Graham doing today

A girl just accidentally posted a selfie in a train graffiti group and dudes are losing their shit

Is terry ok

Honestly can't wait until I need tech support

tiny dog waiting for you to come back in the yard

*Sanford and son theme getting louder*

No big deal, I'm just supporting women on my lunch break

Imagine hating me and I'm just over here pissing in the woods for 30 to 35 seconds

Guy who gets really pissed off first thing in the morning and is aggressively nice to everyone for the rest of the day

Crazy new restaurant in town that serves muppets. You pick out a muppet and they butcher it right there. Its fucked up. Some of them talk. Huge portions and very reasonable prices tho.

lol

If I can't have this for my summer look I'm going to fucking lose it

why does every single supplement or morning beverage have to have theanine in it. I don't want to be calm and focused, I want to be completely irrational and insane

🎶 Now I've had the time of my life No I never felt like this before 🎶

Russell, what is your favorite passage from the Bible you've been carrying around for months? Russell Brand:

Ducks on the roof, hell yeah

Scrub Daddy, you're scaring me

Goblin looking ass mf

I have been battered

My life savings depends on Sean Penn eventually showing up and putting out a cigarette on Grogu

Gas, confusion, or both

Asking "is there a doctor in the house" at a Kentucky trump rally is comedy in it's purest form