Tim Schmelter

🎵 I've seen all good people Turn their heads each day So satisfied I'm on my way. Great job head turning, y'all. Keep it up.

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The Only Multivitamin That Sounds Like Harrison Ford Is About to Say Something to You™

@zeecierranator.bsky.social This is not a drill. I repeat this is not a drill.

After the White House complained about an unflattering photo of Karoline Leavitt, it was removed from AFP and Getty’s systems. This is the photo in question. Please do not repost it. 👇

It is very important that you sit through the entire build up to the reveal, you need the time to steel yourself.

Wrapped up the holiday weekend with @rianjohnson.bsky.social ‘s Wake Up Dead Man. Beautifully lit and filmed, and the characters were funny and empathetic and human. Loved it! See it in theaters if you can, but definitely catch it on Netflix.

Someone is trying to make my jazz hands feel inadequate.

I’m only partway through @lindaholmes.bsky.social’s “Back After This” but I’ve already decided that this is a strong contender for my next tattoo.

@maxgladstone.bsky.social Re: newsletter: Congrats on turning in the most recent projects, hope your brain de-mushifies soon! On another note: do you have a Patreon or platform other than Substack where your fans can support you directly?

A note that may be of interest: @torbooks.bsky.social has placed the ebook of The Calculating Stars on sale this month for $2.99. If you're interested in diving into The Lady Astronaut books, this may be the opportunity you've been waiting for.

Been thinking about this a lot (not tagging the sender, for their privacy). Most of us won't have the chance for for grand, capital-R Resistance heroics. But every one of us will have a thousand small choices to make about how to live our lives and where to draw lines. Use them well.

FML #3 is so wonderful. I love these characters, I love the emotion in the story, I love the art, all of it. If you’re not reading it already do yourself a solid and start from issue #1. Thank you to the whole team that brings this to life! #FMLcomix

Haven’t seen enough talk about Alien Clay by @aptshadow.bsky.social so, let’s talk. ✔️ Limits of academic dissent ✔️ Trademark themes re: empathy as a biological imperative ✔️ Nuanced ecological speculation in a thoroughly alien biome ✔️ Superb audiobook performance ✔️ A 2024 fave #booksky

@zeecierranator.bsky.social This is not a drill. Repeat: this is not a drill.

Wondering if anyone I know is interested in this. Anyone at all. @zeecierranator.bsky.social , can you think of anyone?

@roxanegay.bsky.social not sure if you saw the impersonation account reposting all your stuff. I’ve reported but I don’t know how long it takes Bsky to take action. “roxgay.bsky.social”

@darkhorsecomics.bsky.social Is it possible to preorder FML by @kellysue.bsky.social on digital? Searching for FML on digital.darkhorse.com brings back no responses. :(

BREAKING NEWS: The Houston-based company has pulled off the first successful commercial landing on the lunar surface. It's America's first soft landing in decades.

@scalzi.com, are you aware of any weirdness with the whatever.com RSS feed? I realized I hadn’t seen the last comfort watch and when I checked the site saw that I’ve actually missed several updates! The last one in my feed is Day 29, “The Nice Guys”

Seattle-area vegans and vegetarians: Makini Howell of Plum Bistro has a GoFundMe to build a tofu factory and kitchen to make Plum deliciousness available in your local grocery! gofund.me/226674b3

Explains a lot, actually.

RT only if you are NOT becoming more conservative as you grow older.

Hummingbirds are beautiful, sprightly, and absolute bastards who will not hesitate to dive bomb your eyeball if you’re not hanging their feeder quickly enough.

🎵 I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand Walking through the streets of Soho in the rain His hair was perfect (Sponsored post: AquaNet™)

🎵 By the time we got to Woodstock We were halfway high And we hadn't bathed in days But honestly, we were kinda ripe to start with We are stardust

🎵 Smoke on the water And fire in the sky Hang on a sec Did you say the goddamn water is smoking?

🎵 As the big freighters go It was bigger than most But smaller than others Look, let's just say It was on the biggish side

The demise of the #StarWars Galactic Starcruiser is not a surprise for a myriad of reasons, but certainly far swifter than I think anyone anticipated. I feel for the under-appreciated castmembers who poured their hearts into making the experience the best it could be.

🎵 Mama, just killed a man… 🎵 Oh mama, I'm in fear for my life from the long arm of the law…  Mama, I may have too much faith in your ability to fix things

100% accurate classic rock lyric: 🎵 I am the Eggman. They are the Eggmen. Yo soy el hombre huevo. Ellos son los hombres huevo. ("Spanish While you Sleep" continues on Side 2)

In an effort to keep Bluesky chill, I present as a public service the first of my 100% accurate Classic Rock Lyrics. I’m pretty sure that’s how this song goes. 🎵 Brandy, You're a fine girl. What a good wife You would be. Would you be open To a three-way With the Sea?

I see that people are quickly aware of new signups, but I don’t see an area of the Bluesky app that shows a raw timeline, event stream, etc. Am I missing something in the UI, or are folks using an external site/API?

OK, so it’s called “skeeting” not “tweeting”, and “federation” not “locking your profile data to a platform owned by an alt-troll edgelord for sketchy monetezation.” I can remember that.