Pan’s Labrador

Bukele should be less concerned about a public defender representing US political prisoners and more concerned about Dean Venture trying to bang his daughter.

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are “I’m from the government and I’m here to rizz.”

@heavyspoilers.bsky.social Space Truckers breakdown when?

If Musk was a real gamer he’d leak classified fighter jet specs on a War Thunder Discord.

Gulfse

if you, for whatever reason, decided to start some basic home preparedness today, and can only get to a few stores, here's what I'd tell you to get: -walkie talkies for everyone in your family -little portable power packs, one per phone -a print road atlas [...]

“Frosty”

I mean, the obvious answer is Nick Menza.

Bernard Sanders, keeping it real in 1988.

One step at a time, one day at a time.

Say it with me.

Is anybody else concerned that 2025 starts with WTF?

Out shopping, getting that coochy butter.

If you’re looking something fun and light to add to your book collection or coffee table, I’d recommend “America (The Book): A Citizen’s Guide to Democracy Inaction” — Required reading for any sensible tea-drinking motherfuckahs.

Unoriginal sin.

Another shocking appointment.

It really bums me out that “curiosities collector” isn’t seen as a valued career path anymore.

Who’d have thought he was picking Warren’s pocket the whole time?

Mike Tyson, poignant as ever.

Everybody waiting for Luke Skywalker and Stephen King, I'm waiting for Herman Cain.

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I guess we’ll give this a go.