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This sums up the reality of most of the billionaire class.

Ancestry.com just confirmed that I have 100% Italian DNA according to their latest update. And with that knowledge, I am more ready than ever to say that Colombus was a fuckhead and we should not be commemorating him.

Studies show that upon witnessing murder, even capital punishment, people are actually MORE likely to perform violent crimes. So, yet another fuckup for that clown Hegseth.

I am not down with making fun of the appearance of Susan Dell. I just don't like it. It feels icky. I am down to make fun of Susan and Michael Dell for supporting a rapist, pedophilic magalomaniac (spelling intended). Like, wasting your money on this when there are real causes to donate to? Yikes.

If the problem with elections is that they're not "secure enough", why in the flying fuck would you want LESS monitoring? There really is only one reason.

There are no people in the US I would be willing to "sacrifice" during a meaningless war. Except, MAYBE the occupants of the White House.

Looking at the Vikings at a 4-0 record with questionable QB play in just about every game. Imagine if they had an average starter, like, say, Kirk Cousins on their roster.

Tonight we watch an NFL game where one QB is a right wing dickhead and the other is an accused rapist. Together, they share the worst qualities of the US President.

Powerline was a real one. He didn't HAVE to let Goofy and Max dance on stage with him, but he did, and that is what real aura is all about.

A strange society where we shun pornagraphic material and sex workers, but watch horror films and acclaimed murder mysteries. Yet, we actively jail murderers and let rapists run the government (or continue to pursue a Cornell education).

*Me planning a date with Alanis Morissette* Uhm, would you like to go to the theater perhaps?

Who did this? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I was 39 years old when I learned that Sherwood Forest in Nottingham was a real place. Huh. Doesn't seem real.

How do I listen to less than zero songs by Ed Sheeran?

I would love to see the evidence before I make any grand statements. But seeing these three statements all at once sure is intriguing.

It is true. I did win my first week of Fantasy Football and the President of the United States is a rapist.

🎵He lies and says he's a Democrat, won't vote for a Fetterman🎵 -Pearl Jam (probably)

Win or lose, ain't nobody getting a $5000 from this brokeass administration.

With a great costume comes great responsibility.

Me looking at the potential Fantasy Running Back options for Denver:

Apparently Joshua Kushner is a lifelong Democrat and has donated to causes on the left. The only problem? There is no such thing as a good billionaire.

Leavitt is leaving, and there should be a joke in the alliteration, but it's too glorious as a statement to make a joke out of it.

Roger Daltrey once said, "I hope I die before I get old". He has failed.

Dude who's married to a woman named Usha has a problem with a guy named Abdul? Dumb couch fucker.

Couldn't the Mario Rap for the movie have avoided the phrase, "You'll be hooked on the brothas"? No one at Nintendo even questioned it? But damn, they were right. I am hooked on the brothas. No clarification on that.

Wait a second. Since there are no repercussions to money laundering, why aren't we all doing it? First, I need to start a shady business. This is going to go well.

Seems like a major oversight that the President chooses the Director of the FBI. Why wouldn't they always choose a partial person who could investigate their crimes?

Why release the diaries of Dr. Fauci if they corroborate exactly what he has said in public? People really think there's a gotcha in those pages, but it only helped him out against their conspiracy theories?

Seems like totally normal news that Trump has given uranium enrichment approval for Saudi Arabia. The place where the... 9/11 terrorists came from?

Insane that Marvel could not come up with a script strong enough to make a Blade film. At this point, I will write the damn thing. This is a no brainer for the ailing, but once highly sought after, MCU.

Now that the deflecting pool hysteria has died down, maybe we can move back to the Epstein Files?

I'm glad that Graham Platner is out. But it is so disturbing to contemplate that the man who was *twice* elected president makes Platner look like an amateur when it comes to serial sexual assaults.

I hope that some climate change deniers, somewhere, are asking themselves why this year feels noticeably hotter than normal. But if they are denying climate change, maybe critical thinking isn't in their wheelhouse.

I just read some excerpts from the 2001 Serj Tankian Essay "Understanding Oil" which sought to explain how a travesty like 9-11 could happen. It was panned at the time by people who wouldn't see America having any role in the purpose for the attack through their patriotism. In the end, he was right.

Donald Trump *sipping a soup*: Yuck! This soup tastes terrible! What kind of soup is this!? Amelia Bedelia: You told me were were going to cook the books!

Thinking about the mascots of the US so close to the 250th Anniversary: Uncle Sam, The Statue of Liberty, Al G.

See it now at your local Drive-In!

😇😇😇

The guy who posts, "The President of the United States is a liar" every day is bang on with that statement.

Creating Toy Story 5 takes nothing away from the older titles if the writers have something to say. My daughter loves to franchise, so I have a lot of hope it will at least be a decent story. And if they make a Toy Story 6, I will be saying the same thing.

Today is a good day to cancel your Paramount+ subscription.

2027 is going to be one of the GREAT years for video games. The current release schedule is PREPOSTEROUS and we haven't even heard from Nintendo yet!

Happy Pride Month to all! And jut as important, Happy Ruin A Conservatives Day with Rainbows Month!

My wife thinks I made a mistake by giving my phone number to the Jehovah's Witness who came to my door every month. But he's not knocking anymore, and I get to make a new friend, so I think it's a win-win.