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P. T. Barnum comes up with still another spectacle with which to dazzle his followers.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump: "You're gonna see cars racing more than 190 miles [an hour], and even higher than that, down Pennsylvania Ave. It wasn't exactly designed for that ... and they're gonna go all around the National Mall ... it wasn't supposed to be that way."

It is rumored that the Israeli intelligence service has uncovered an Iranian plot to assassinate Trump by blowing up the White House. However, when the conspirators arrived, they found that there was nothing left to destroy. (Photo from Daily Beast)

Mexico City has announced the implementation of an AI bot called “Saimon” (Seguritech Artificial Intelligence Monitoring Operational Network). It is trained to predict the likelihood of a crime occurring. Saimon has predicted that someone is going to try to steal a US election in the next 6 months.

We have Mitch McConnell (shortly after August 3). We now have Lindsey Graham (god save him, or otherwise dispose of him). And we are told that they always come in THREES. We can only hope. Praise to Allah!

I have been reading about how the GOP has been dying from the MAGA/Conservative infighting. I have also read about the Dems tearing themselves apart with the Socialists v Progressives. Has anyone considered the fact that maybe it is time to replace BOTH parties? (Hint: It's all about the money.)

Sounds like the post a 16-year-old wakes up to, realizing that he tagged his ex, during last night's all-night rage drunk-rage after she dumped him two days ago. USA! USA! USA!

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump: "All US Military Personnel will remain in place in, & around, Iran, until the REAL AGREEMENT is fully complied with. If for any reason it is not, then the 'Shootin’ Starts,' stronger than anyone has ever seen...our great Military is Loading Up & Resting, looking forward to its next Conquest."

I'm going to go way out on a limb and predict that the ceasefire will soon come to an end because Netanyahu (one of our last allies) continues to attack Lebanon, and Trump is incapable of retaining focus on any one thing for that long, let alone 10 points of contention. (Unless he sees money in it.)

Get used to the fact that this addled old man is no longer capable of distinguishing between things that should be kept secret, and things that are ok to release to the public. He's likely at any moment to blurt out the nastiest surprises. It is only getting worse. www.rawstory.com/trump-267622...

rawstory.comCrowd gasps as Trump blurts out GOP rep given weeks to live: 'That wasn't public'President Donald Trump drew audible gasps while speaking at the Kennedy Center on Monday after apparently revealing that a GOP lawmaker had received a “terminal” diagnosis and was expected to be “dead...

The story: "Documentary filmmaker Stefano Da Frè, who was not involved in the film, told CNN that 'data-driven' Amazon would not have invested that much expecting to lose money." Bezos is not the first person to front one of Trump's grifts, and won't be the last. www.rawstory.com/melania-trum...

rawstory.comMelania humiliated as UK premiere of her movie gets single-digit ticket salesMelania Trump's eponymous documentary flopped in its London debut.UK cinema chain Vue's will premier "Melania" at 3:10 p.m. at its flagship Islington theater in London, but so far only one person has ...

Trump at Davos: “And we’re at a point that we’ve never—I don’t believe we’ve ever been. I never thought we could do it this quickly. My biggest surprise is, I thought it would take more than a year, maybe like a year and one month. But it’s happened very quickly.”

According to the Global Citizens Solutions latest report (Nov '25) on Quality of Life, the US fell 12 places in 2025 to #35 in the world, behind most European nations "due to inequality, high cost of living, environmental factors and social polarization." (It's Biden's fault.)

Who, under the Constitution, can finally say, "Enough is enough"? Who can rein this adminsitration in? Before we make complete fools of ourselves in front of the world. The entire world is watching, and waiting. Who is going to do it? Someone please step forward.

The story quotes an email, stating that of the 10 co-conspirators, "I believe the breakdown was 5 in New York, 1 in North Carolina, 1 in Boston, and 3 in Florida." I wonder whether Trump is included in the pedos from NY or Florida (his voting address).

TRUMP: "Why did Brown University have so few Security Cameras? There can be no excuse for that. In the modern age, it just doesn’t get worse!!! President DJT." And why didn't the students and faculty have more guns? Time to send in the national guard. And ICE. www.rawstory.com/trump-brown-...

rawstory.comTrump weighs in on Brown University shooting as suspect still at largeDonald Trump has asked why Brown University did not have more security cameras in a post to Truth Social. The president had previously paid tribute to the two killed and nine injured in the shooting a...

Donald Trump will be addressing the nation tonight to discuss the following topics: War on Venezuela Windmills vs whales Maduro stealing our oil to put under his land Hotlips Leavitt Batteries Invisible planes Hoaxes War on Greenland Drug boats killing millions Ivanka apparitions Gulf/golf stories

LEAVITT: The same doctors that didn't tell us what the MRIs were for didn't tell us what they have been doing with his hand, so all we can assume is that it is literally a result of his constantly shaking hands.

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Q: Can you explain what's going on with the bandages on Trump's hand? LEAVITT: We've given you an explanation. The president is literally constantly shaking hands.

When asked to comment on the release of photos, Speaker Mike Johnson stated, "I'm not sure exactly what you are talking about. I have been too busy with other things to consider this hoax perpetrated by the Dems. I may have to consult with my son on whether I am even allowed to view these photos."

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Trump: "You don't even see fishing boats on water. You want to go fishing in that area? Anybody want to go fishing in that area?"

Amazon cart: 1 Charger cable 1 Pair mens shoes, size 9 1 Appendectomy 1 Bankruptcy forms, State of WA 1 Coffin, generic plywood Click to purchase

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Rand Paul: "What is the Republican plan for healthcare? My plan would allow for people to buy their insurance through a collective. Basically to buy their insurance through Costco or Sam's Club or Amazon."

"We're a long way from Nuremberg trials. We have forgotten all about that. That part of history is about to be rewritten."

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

BLITZER: During WW2, Nazi officers were following the chain of command, obeying illegal orders & slaughtered Jews during the Holocaust McCLAIN: We're a long way from Nuremberg trials & the slaughtering of Jews. If you want to talk about the slaughtering the Jews we can have that convo another time

You don't get out of a hole by digging.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

CNBC: My understanding is the White House said that China was gonna buy 12 million tons of soybeans from the US by January. That's approaching and they've only purchased 332,000. China has not confirmed that pledge. BROOKE ROLLINS: Your point is salient. We've got a significant way to go

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Bessent: "You know the best way to bring your inflation rate down? Move from a blue state to a red state. Blue state inflation is half a percent higher."