Patches Chance

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THAT’S NOT WHAT SHE WANTED PHILLIE PHANATIC PUT THAT TONGUE AWAY SIR YOUR TEAM ISN’T EVEN IN THE PLAYOFFS ANYMORE

Michael Irvin vs. The Phillie Phanatic

how about you, optimus prime? 🦅

ref got wiped out but still threw the flag from his back lmfao

🏳️‍🌈NEW POD ALERT👊 Hello, Lovelies! @lgbtringpod.bsky.social returns with a look at EFFY's Big Gay Brunch UK 4 w/ @patcheschance.com (@letthemwrestle.bsky.social)! We unpack the annual UK queer showcase, the beauty of Che Monet v. Adam Bolt, what it has come to represent + 2026 QWI news! 🔗⬇️

🏳️‍🌈NEW POD ALERT🇬🇧 Hello, Lovelies! We return with a look at EFFY's Big Gay Brunch UK 4 w/ @patcheschance.com (@letthemwrestle.bsky.social)! They & @wonderboyotm.bsky.social unpack the annual UK queer showcase, the beauty of Che Monet v. Adam Bolt, what it has come to represent + 2026 QWI news! 🔗⬇️

cairo santos let’s fucking gooooooo

da bears

yup that sums it up

love how this makes it sound like they're getting divorced

absolutely dying over how intensely the bears hallmark movie edited this climactic cornhole shot lmfao

ben johnson and cole kmet in the hallmark bears movie lmao

happy birthday to me (and calypso) 🙃 sadly capitalism's gift is that things are terrible and i'm hanging on by a thread 😓 if anyone is able to contribute to help with food/meds/etc, every little bit would be a huge help to this queer trans person rn 🫶🫂 ko-fi.com/patcheschance

the denver broncos just need to bolieve

Former AEW wrestler and ASÉ Wrestling commentator, Big Swole and TNA Wrestling are teaming up for a special raffle and silent auction to benefit IBD foundation

kimberly j brown learned so many things from the iconic debbie reynolds while filming halloweentown, like how to steal

NFL currently deciding whether Alaric Jackson deserves consequences for pie-facing another player in prime time and oh yeah also the felony domestic violence.

look in those eyes joshua allen is a true football sicko

trying to explain why posting is fun

one of rj mitte’s best moments, it had been accurate for walter white for several seasons and is applicable to lots of human beings continuing to persist on earth today

rj mitte was so fucking good in breaking bad, the dumbest people on the internet got really loud because how dare he stand up to their precious manbaby walt, but truly one of the most iconic characters in the entire series.

da bears 🙃

birds suck again lmfao

PARKER WASHINGTON

breaking benjamin? i knew him when he was

the AI nanny era has arrived, what could possibly go wrong

incidentally, i believe that's the same strategy the british royal family had in 1997

Chicago Bears leading the league in time of possession and it’s not even close

MINECRAFT MIKE

panthers said rawr rawr rawr

three different bears each have more yards in the first half than the entirety of the new york jets offense

The Frankensteinian trust of Paramount, Warner Bros., CBS, Turner, and Discovery will be called...Skydance. I'm glad the pieces are retaining their individual identities so they can dissembled when staggering debt collapses this exercise in corporate hubris. whbl.com/2026/10/02/d... #FilmSky

the SATANS

Kyle Brandt saying the quiet part out loud about Deshaun Watson and the way Cleveland Browns fans are embracing him.

Case Keenum on his primetime performance 🐻

CASE KEENUM HELL YEAH

lmfaooo keenum drawing them offsides

Case Keenum threads the needle to Rome Odunze!

Case Keenum threw 2 TDs there but got no points

Austin Booker with the punchout 🥊 and Xavier Woods recovers it for the Bears

burden dragging a half dozen eagles into the endzone lmao

an ANGRY RUN from burden let's gooooo

The deep exhale from Case Keenum 😂