Egg

Egg

@patob.bsky.social

Reply guy from Twitter. It’s holding on

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People on here are all melting down today, and I can only imagine its because they didn't watch the Guardians win due to scheduling

Well, we know he couldn't beat those servicemen he was running with the other day, but Pete Hegseth found a way to win a race to the bottom

We shouldn’t be talking about Tom Morello’s politics. We should be talking about Rage Against the Machine being music for kids

Did I miss some like really terrible poll today, or are Dems just doing what they always do and dooming? Like I've seen so many posts about Dems fumbling November, and I really don't know if I just let something pass me by?

Alright gang, I can feel it, the next argument we have about AI will be the one that solves it, so let’s keep being weird and aggressive about it

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Ocarina of Time is mostly about the differences between childhood and manhood, which mainly that boils down to having three pairs of shoes that you have to cycle through regularly instead of one.

I really wanted to be the first person to write a joke so shitty that I had to to got another website to defend my friend that everyone hates, so you can imagine how disappointed I am today

Really think a lot of the GTA 6 handwringing is misplaced. It’s going to be a very good game that makes more money than most countries GDPs. It just isn’t going to be replicable at all so you aren’t going to be able to glean any ideas about the broader state of things from it

I’ll truly never understand the mindset it takes to go on a website, shit on it and it’s userbase, and then act affronted when you get pushback

Much like bodegas or being able to buy coffee, seems like celebrating a winning team is one of those “only in New York” things

All of my Knicks posts are done with the utmost love, but my god, you are New York, no one is ever going to feel like you’re underdogs. If you’re going to post, post arrogant. The smol beans shit is lame as hell.

Oh, things feel magical in the city? Yeah, it’s the biggest city in the fucking country, something magical is happening every 10 minutes. At least have the arrogance to post KAT is better than your face of the league

Also timothee chalmet is lame as hell and won’t win an Oscar until he stops being a little shit and Spike Lee is a better director than he is a fan and needs to get some self respect. Reggie Miller sucks eternally but he was right

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Paramount+ wanted to use the image on the left as a poster for the wrath of Khan, so they used everyone's least favorite technology to generate the rest of the image.

Look I have nothing against Eoin but you could separate plasma with how much my eyes are rolling at this. Like yeah, Colbert on CBS can be lame but c’mon

Knicks fans in shambles after watching Cleveland once again prove it is a better basketball city than New York

Obviously kidding (a bit) but man, the fact that Knicks fans hate the Cavs so much is pretty clearly a weird psychological thing that goes along with knowing that LeBron would rather play for Cleveland than the Knicks, and they're never getting over that

I don’t use the word hero often but the guy who just got on metro, opened a can of tuna, and started vaping is one

Must be that every voter in Maine is on BlueSky. Can’t think of any other reason Ryan Grim is doing what he’s doing

Unfortunately they've pulled the Kid Rock and RFK Jr. video for making the Top Gun volleyball scene look "too normal"

Is Gold Zone really showing Chloe Kim’s run from yesterday again? Like just show curling, it’s fine. If I wanted to watch packaged events I wouldn’t be watching gold zone

Just saw my first “bend the knee” post of the 2028 cycle. They happen earlier and earlier every time, truly inspiring stuff