Happy to announce that we are finally working to get the Football Outsiders article archives back online.
Today you will find something at footballoutsiders.com for the first time since 2023.
My current work (and current DVOA numbers) will remain at @ftnfantasy.com.
Did I miss some like really terrible poll today, or are Dems just doing what they always do and dooming? Like I've seen so many posts about Dems fumbling November, and I really don't know if I just let something pass me by?
Cleaning my son's room and found his bluesky account open on his school laptop to a draft that said "smoking that shit that made dolores give claibirth". We do not know what it means, but we are deactivating Xfinity high speed home internet effective 8 am Monday morning.
Ocarina of Time is mostly about the differences between childhood and manhood, which mainly that boils down to having three pairs of shoes that you have to cycle through regularly instead of one.
I really wanted to be the first person to write a joke so shitty that I had to to got another website to defend my friend that everyone hates, so you can imagine how disappointed I am today
Really think a lot of the GTA 6 handwringing is misplaced. It’s going to be a very good game that makes more money than most countries GDPs. It just isn’t going to be replicable at all so you aren’t going to be able to glean any ideas about the broader state of things from it
All of my Knicks posts are done with the utmost love, but my god, you are New York, no one is ever going to feel like you’re underdogs. If you’re going to post, post arrogant. The smol beans shit is lame as hell.
Oh, things feel magical in the city? Yeah, it’s the biggest city in the fucking country, something magical is happening every 10 minutes. At least have the arrogance to post KAT is better than your face of the league
Also timothee chalmet is lame as hell and won’t win an Oscar until he stops being a little shit and Spike Lee is a better director than he is a fan and needs to get some self respect. Reggie Miller sucks eternally but he was right
Paramount+ wanted to use the image on the left as a poster for the wrath of Khan, so they used everyone's least favorite technology to generate the rest of the image.
Look I have nothing against Eoin but you could separate plasma with how much my eyes are rolling at this. Like yeah, Colbert on CBS can be lame but c’mon
Obviously kidding (a bit) but man, the fact that Knicks fans hate the Cavs so much is pretty clearly a weird psychological thing that goes along with knowing that LeBron would rather play for Cleveland than the Knicks, and they're never getting over that
Is Gold Zone really showing Chloe Kim’s run from yesterday again? Like just show curling, it’s fine. If I wanted to watch packaged events I wouldn’t be watching gold zone