The Patware Show🥛

FEST NOW!! The Fest is upon us! Day 2's tasting menu: Abyssal Lapidary, Tenebrarium, Mithril, Meanwhile in Sector 80, Queen's Domain! twitch.tv/patware #vtuber #pngtuber #nextfest #demos

The height of casual intimidation for @dinodestroyed.bsky.social

FEST NOW!! The Fest is upon us! Today's tasting menu: Voivod the Nuclear Warrior, Satelital, Last Moon, Chaos the Devil, and DERELIKT! twitch.tv/patware #vtuber #pngtuber #nextfest #demos

LIVE NOW!! We gotta pick this castle CLEAN. twitch.tv/patware #vtuber #pngtuber #castlevania #konami

Good morning~ Let's doodle some bullshit, it's my day off www.twitch.tv/madaytpk

today is your reminder that the 'Guennol Lioness', a proto-Elamite statuette, confirms evidence that humans have been hot for massive furry women since at least 5000ish BCE, contemporary with our invention of the wheel and the first cohesive writing systems

the least real game in the world

LIVE NOW!! ouughhh... i got it... i got vampire killer... twitch.tv/patware #vtuber #pngtuber #castlevania #konami

I love this freak

GET SOME METAL, TO THE HOT ZONE, WANG IT UP, NOW IT'S SWORD TIME

LIVE NOW!! We're shooting for a MERE five hours with this one, screw all other plans it's Castlevania day again did you HEAR that needle drop last time twitch.tv/patware #vtuber #pngtuber #castlevania #konami

He doesn't have piercings those are clip ons, don't tell anyone for @snootle-boop.bsky.social

It's been a month, so the post is now free! Go read up on the Heartland, and let me know your theories or questions about the world 💙

The crisp air and shorter days wont keep you from going to visit the pumpkin patch, she’s waiting 🎃 for @schmoke.bsky.social

RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER: - Must have at least 8 characters - Include both uppercase and lowercase letters - At least one of these special characters: @#$%^&*- - Cannot contain your own username

well i played castlevania for like ten hours so interpret that as you will

LIVE NOW!! It's insane that of all the companies to figure it out and make smaller cool games with their franchise with other proven smaller development houses... Konami? Konami????? It's finally Castlevania Day!!!! twitch.tv/patware #vtuber #pngtuber #castlevania #konami

About two hours until it's Casulbania day ough #castlevania #vtuber #belmontscurse

castlevania tomorrow! 2 pm est! raaaaaaaaaahhhghghhgg i'm gonna KICK DRACULA'S ASS SO HARD #vtuber #castlevania #belmontscurse

SCARY NOW!! As I understand this is mostly about a REALLY bad OSHA violation. Absolutely bone-chilling. It's Still Wakes the Deep. twitch.tv/patware #vtuber #pngtuber #stillwakesthedeep

This could be our next archipelago run, but you playin' archipelago.miraheze.org/wiki/Taylor_...

scarowinds is very loud (laudatory)

anyone who is posting on social media that theyd never use software that makes them dumber has to be doing a bit

when i catch her eyes moving off the dollar menu

🐛 🐛 BUG SEX 🐛 🐛

eldon rang twitch.tv/patware #thepatwareshow #vtuber #eldenring

Experimental post: The Duality of Whacka In the Switch version of Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, Whacka can finally be fought, and has a suspiciously specific 108 HP. The game both offers a ridiculously simplistic explanation for this as well as a complex one steeped in Dharmic symbolism.

DAY 10 - MERMAID #JosuijiArt #Shinritober2026 p176, 267 cream yellow + yellow orange + benzol green + blue

SCARY NOW!! When the Many Worlds theory starts getting out of hand, it's Observation! twitch.tv/patware #thepatwareshow #vtuber #observation

i got so many people calling this tweet fakeposting back when i made it but since this is bluesky and things have less reach on here im just going to post the photo

Probably the coolest thing he's done next to being a potential Bomberman fan

DAY 9 - PERFORMANCE #JosuijiArt #Shinritober2026 p129, 204 light glaucous blue + cinnamon rufous + rosolanc purple

THE LEGOLAND VAMPIRE IS ME I love her

“About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Imqossible was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him-and I didn’t know how potent that part might be-that thirsted for my jug. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.” ― Patware, Twilight

SCARY NOW!! We've got our first body, folks! What are the odds he's full of space horror goo? Back for more Observation! twitch.tv/patware #vtuber #pngtuber #observation

SCARY NOW!! We've got our first body, folks! What are the odds he's full of space horror goo? Back for more Obsertvation! twitch.tv/patware #vtuber #pngtuber #observation

What is a 'boy breakfast'? (Wrong answers only)

Straight up blasting the Secret of Mana OST as warmup for The Midnight