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If they put Dan Orlovsky’s brain in a horse, it would moo.

for the first 23 years of dan's life he believed his name was either "dan" or "lovsky"

Fire sale in Indy

You’ll be aight.

The Bucks getting a win before the Heat is so funny.

OH MY GOD

I smell a 6 woman tag.

The Golden State Valkyries take Game 5, 64-55, and are one victory away from winning a WNBA championship in only their second season. Valks held Dream to a season-low 29.2% FG. Game 6 back in Atlanta Thursday afternoon with the Dream's season on the line.

Aye fam… Klay’s there to be the 4th/5th option. This lies squarely with the fit between Giannis and Bam.

I know that slicked back hair is frazzled.

Man I been thinking this all night. Stephanie was just cleared on Saturday.

I’M AFRAID I’VE GOT SOME BAD NEWS

Guessing they got the John Cena Classic figured out.

Cooper Flagg is #good

Ant with 47. Good Lord.

Been stinking up the joint.

Theory getting boxed out is so funny.

Pat Riley reading this

(Buddy if the Heat drop to 0-4, we are gonna have to start some uncomfortable conversations.)

It’s looking real grim for the Rays.

Absolutely. He doesn’t need a title right sssh but I do think he needs a strong follow up feud post-Bloodline story. A Mania feud with Seth Rollins would be my pick.

Iyo/Raquel for the Women’s IC Title in Brooklyn.

“Ask your big brothers what they blood taste like” is CRAZY.

Fury/Joshua is like 5 years too late but I will be there no matter what.

Bayley and Lyra showed out. I think it’s time that one of the two slide over to SD. (My vote is Bayley.)

Bayley pulled off the Jericho. EXCELLENT match.

Bayley/Lyra hooping

LYRA IS YOU COOL

Also… Oba is definitely showing up at Crown Jewel.

Je’Von/PENTA are likely gonna keep those belts warm for 946 but we one step closer to getting the Vision to SD.

So what happened with Stephanie Vaquer? Because I thought she was cleared.

Je’Von performed very well in that match. He gone be aight.

Boy got high on his own supply.

Sami vs. Je’Von. I’m totally with that.

(You could talk me into Sami Zayn being the 5th man with 946 in WarGames.)

Harry Kane has now won 2 Bundesliga trophies and a Ballon D’or. Good things happen when you leave Tottenham.

He probably not gonna get fired this year but yeah it’s a wrap.

The defending NBA Champs are currently 0-3. Suboptimal.

It’s over for the Texans. Better luck next year.

Cam Skattebo willingly avoiding the CTE is a crazy sight.

Falcons can’t beat Snoop Huntley, but can make Brock Purdy open up a deli. Hilarious franchise 😂

Falcons beating the Niners is definitely gonna be one of the dumbest results this season.