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Trump: "Elon is from South Africa. I don't want to get Elon involved. That's all I have to do -- get him in another thing. This is what Elon wanted."

78 year old doddering, contumacious career criminal confabulations!!

pro tip: very few people right now want to hear about how your conscience wouldn't let you vote for Kamala. shut the fuck up

It's long past time to ban insider trading in Congress.

Just the Vice President’s wife traveling to Greenland after Vance ranted that Denmark deserves to lose it for being a bad ally, very normal, very cool. www.wonkette.com/p/vice-presi...

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Shameful

And the apple link to the podcast with Dane after the loss to Indiana podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/w...

This is an excerpt of the resignation letter of SDNY AUSA, Hagan Scotten.

Elon Musk and the new world order: the hijacking of the global conversation

Re-upping this. If you happen to know how to get a hold of Biden, could you let him know?

Absolutely. No Facebook, no Amazon, no cable TV Read a book 😄, go hiking, bike riding, adopt a new dog or cat

People trolling @mariashriver.bsky.social for her work bringing attn to LA right now Saying things like.. where were you when FL, NC, etc needed help? She's the former first lady of CA & an LA resident FFS Where are Casey DeSantis (FL) & Ann McCrory (NC) now? What are they doing to help LA?

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Mexico and Canada doing more for California than Trump, the next President of the country.

So true.

They don’t want to help Ukraine, California, or you.

from today's post — link is here: bit.ly/4aiwxdA

🚨🚨 HOMEWORK 🚨🚨 A little Friday night mission, should you choose to accept it. Write to Merrick Garland and ask him to instruct the U.S. Atty in the SDFL to drop the appeal of the documents case. That’d end this report fight, and we could see BOTH volumes. www.justice.gov/doj/webform/...

Trump: "The people of Greenland would love to become a state of the United States of America. Now, Denmark maybe doesn't like it. But then we can't be too happy with Denmark and maybe things have to happen with respect to Denmark having to do with tariffs."

My new piece for @brennancenter.bsky.social: Trump will turn the pardon power on its head if he uses it to reward people who tried to ignite an insurrection and came very close to succeeding. Pardoning the insurrectionists is support for the insurrection itself. www.brennancenter.org/our-work/ana...

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This is deeply fucked up.

Years from now, if humanity survives, historians will marvel at how a single soulless Putin-fluffing Nazi-platforming painfully-unfunny South African dork with the world’s most punchable face managed to extract so much wealth from, and then help destroy, the greatest nation there ever was.