It's your Monday morning news roundup! FOR YOU TO SAY IT’S A CHEESECAKE FACTORY! Tabs, Tues., Oct. 27, 2026 www.wonkette.com/p/for-you-to... By Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com
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Shrieking Todd Blanche Is Not Meddling In Alaska Election! You Are Meddling In Alaska Election! by @glegum.bsky.social www.wonkette.com/p/shrieking-...
Global Far Right Pulls Out All Stops To Get A Bolsonaro Back Into Power, Loses Anyway www.wonkette.com/p/global-far... by @brooklynmarie.bsky.social
Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week’s Cocktail, Guinness Punch! www.wonkette.com/p/welcome-to... By Hooper, Your Bartender @samuraigrog.bsky.social
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who's writing these nonsensical headlines??? oh right it's me! www.wonkette.com/p/if-wonkett...
I, Shub-Niggurath, Black Goat Of The Woods With A Thousand Young, Cannot BELIEVE That Ramasway Ad! www.wonkette.com/p/i-shub-nig... By Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social
RFK Jr.'s Anti-Vax Plan Will Increase Hep-B By 83% But At Least No One Will Think Your Baby Is A Slut www.wonkette.com/p/rfk-jrs-an... By Robyn Pennacchia @robynelyse.bsky.social
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Life under Republicans, from WRDW in Georgia: "The state contract shows a base Chevrolet Traverse cost $38,000. The surveillance package added $890,000. The purchase was made with money from the Temporary Assistance for Needy Families program." Thanks, Tabs! Excellent squid GIF, tho.
Happy Friday! It's your morning news roundup! Glenn Beck’s New Child Rape Math! Tabs, Fri., Oct. 23, 2026 www.wonkette.com/p/glenn-beck... By Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social
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“As Omar noted in the interview, the Homeland Security Investigations agents would actually have more access to information related to her emigration and naturalization at their office than they could possibly find at her home.”
Man, We Are Not Freaked Out Enough By What The Feds Are Doing To Ilhan Omar www.wonkette.com/p/man-we-are... By Robyn Pennacchia @robynelyse.bsky.social
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If Wonkette Were Axios You’d Be Home By Now. www.wonkette.com/p/if-wonkett... By Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social
Man, We Are Not Freaked Out Enough By What The Feds Are Doing To Ilhan Omar www.wonkette.com/p/man-we-are... By Robyn Pennacchia @robynelyse.bsky.social
Happy Friday! It's your morning news roundup! Glenn Beck’s New Child Rape Math! Tabs, Fri., Oct. 23, 2026 www.wonkette.com/p/glenn-beck... By Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social
Evangelicals Pretty Sure That Jesus Wants You To Be A Sociopath! www.wonkette.com/p/evangelica... By Robyn Pennacchia @robynelyse.bsky.social
Don’t You Say There’s Susie Wiles Drama, Politico, Not Unless You Want Trouble! www.wonkette.com/p/dont-you-s... By Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com
New York Times Story On ICE Lying About Ramming Citizen On Bike Raises Questions About New York Times’ Head In Relation To Its Ass by @brooklynmarie.bsky.social
This Texas Ratf*cker Pamphlet Promises To Trans Your Kids Good! www.wonkette.com/p/this-texas... By Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social
If Trump’s Going To Mississippi To Talk About Jon Husted’s Ass, They Must Be Scared About Mississippi! by @evanhurst.substack.com you better follow him! www.wonkette.com/p/if-trumps-...
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It's your Thursday morning news roundup! Crimes No Punishment. Tabs, Thurs., Oct. 22, 2026 www.wonkette.com/p/crimes-no-... By Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social
How Imaginary Are The California ‘Non-Citizen Voters’? Pretty Imaginary! www.wonkette.com/p/how-imagin... by @brooklynmarie.bsky.social
Did Elon Musk Do Donald Trump A Favor Though? by @EvanHurst read it all and follow him! www.wonkette.com/p/did-elon-m...
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we've corrected our correction www.wonkette.com/p/ramaswamy-...
Vivek Ramaswamy Actually Quite Proud Of Obscene Ad Featuring Pedo-Marrying Mom, Thank You! www.wonkette.com/p/vivek-rama... By Robyn Pennacchia @robynelyse.bsky.social
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Ads attacking trans people aren’t getting any traction outside the MAGA bubble, which has been going increasingly flat, at about the same rate as Donald Trump’s brain scans. Stop Trying To Look At Children’s No-Nos And Peenerwangers! www.wonkette.com/p/stop-tryin...
Stop Trying To Look At Children’s No-Nos And Peenerwangers! www.wonkette.com/p/stop-tryin... By Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social
Grandpa’s Tantrums At Journalists Getting More Confused, Confusing, Weak, Failing, Sad www.wonkette.com/p/grandpas-t... By Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com
It's your Wednesday morning news roundup! Pretty Cold Welcome. Tabs, Wed., Oct. 21, 2026 www.wonkette.com/p/pretty-col... By Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social
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James Carville has done huge damage to the Democratic Party and the country. His arrogance is extraordinary. When I see an ad citing him I make sure they get nothing.
If Dems Don’t Win Like James Carville Wants Them To Win, What’s The Point Of Winning At All? www.wonkette.com/p/if-dems-do... By Robyn Pennacchia @robynelyse.bsky.social
Ramaswamy Drops Holy Sh*t Ad Featuring Amy Acton’s Estranged Pedophile-Marrying Mother www.wonkette.com/p/ramaswamy-... By Robyn Pennacchia @robynelyse.bsky.social
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@wonkettemedia.bsky.social 's excellent take on the Tommy Peepee fiasco... Odd that Wonkette has the most cogent take on it that I've seen... Oh wait, it's not odd, Wonkette does that all the time! And of course Tommy PeePee was a paid NaziPublican far-right plant www.wonkette.com/p/oh-no-did-...
Bari Weiss Determined To Find Out If Abdul El-Sayed Is Determined To Strike In The United States www.wonkette.com/p/bari-weiss... By Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social
If Dems Don’t Win Like James Carville Wants Them To Win, What’s The Point Of Winning At All? www.wonkette.com/p/if-dems-do... By Robyn Pennacchia @robynelyse.bsky.social
It's your Tuesday morning news roundup! Alberta! Tabs, Tues., Oct. 20, 2026 www.wonkette.com/p/alberta-ta... By Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com
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Oh No, Did Abdul El-Sayed Do An 'Incivility' To Tommy Peepee? We're Just Asking Questions Here! by @brooklynmarie.bsky.social www.wonkette.com/p/oh-no-did-...
Angry Antifa Mob Descends On DC! (For No Kings Protest) by @dominicgwinn.com follow him! www.wonkette.com/p/angry-anti...
Today Is The Day To Make Fetch Happen! www.wonkette.com/p/today-is-t... By Robyn Pennacchia @robynelyse.bsky.social
Hi And Bye To Katie Zacharia, The Worst Debut Since That Spider-Man Musical www.wonkette.com/p/hi-and-bye... By Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social
Lots Of Good Campaign Ads, But Not A Single Demon Sheep This Year www.wonkette.com/p/lots-of-go... By Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social
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Wonkette Book Club's back, baby! We’ll read Bill McKibben’s "Here Comes the Sun," on how solar energy (and wind ‘n’ storage) can stop climate change & remake the world’s economies with justice for all ... IF we do it right. More here! Sun, Sun, Sun, Here It Comes www.wonkette.com/p/sun-sun-su...
How Is California Eating The Rich Today? Your Billionaire Tax Proposition Explainerer! www.wonkette.com/p/how-is-cal... By Brooke Binkowski @brooklynmarie.bsky.social
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week’s Cocktail, The Fix? www.wonkette.com/p/welcome-to... By Hooper, Your Bartender @samuraigrog.bsky.social
Wolverine Abdul El-Sayed Bitch-Slaps Buckeye Sapling JD Vance Back To Toledo www.wonkette.com/p/wolverine-... By Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social
Is Ty Masterson Running For Governor Of Kansas Or For Kansas Witchfinder General? www.wonkette.com/p/is-ty-mast... By Robyn Pennacchia @robynelyse.bsky.social
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How a Tejano Singer Found Himself at the Heart Of Democrats’ Path to a Midterm Majority talkingpointsmemo.com/news/how-a-t...