Pat Maloney

@dannybkelly.bsky.social real missed opportunity when discussing Craig's PoopvFart court case to call it Exhibit Number 2

@pablo.show Is there a plan for an episode where you spend a day at say, a water park, and it's called Pablo Torre Fucks Around?

@rodger.bsky.social I know I'm probably not the first person to think of this, but watching a team you hate lose to a team they should be crushing at home is called Schadenfraud right?

Sam Altman looks like the techbro version of the Abercrombie ceo

@rodger.bsky.social I think you'll appreciate this completely bullshitted perfect call of the Bama-UK score by myself earlier today.

@netw3rk.bsky.social listening to the poly market show isn't the main concern just the plot of casino Royale? Mads just you know, has got that inside information

@dieworkwear.bsky.social Mentioned to my mom that my new jeans had a button fly which was taking some getting used to. "Oh so you got 501s?"

@craighorlbeck.bsky.social might I suggest for maybe October millennial slow jams? First suggestion would be too close by next. A song that is entirely about having a boner on the dance floor grinding up on your girl and it fucking rules

@sheaserrano.bsky.social Was watching Paradise on Hulu when #thisguy showed up. Stuff got saucy real soon.

@ass.golf lol, slyme disease. If the AIs get bit by a cyber tick can they develop Alpha-HAL disease?

@craighorlbeck.bsky.social "Veneer Watch" should be the new segment about whether a weekly performance is real or just an outlier

@dannybkelly.bsky.social @craighorlbeck.bsky.social @dannyheifetz.bsky.social Y'all seen the animatronic Love in this Club? youtu.be/b90Cf6ARscc?...

@dannyheifetz.bsky.social late Uncle advice, you can buy children's size shirts that have the Busch Light logo on them and everyone will always think it's hilarious to see a 2-year-old wearing a Busch Light t-shirt

@dannyheifetz.bsky.social @dannybkelly.bsky.social @craighorlbeck.bsky.social 👻 thoughts as I catch up on the pod. 1) Caleb Chilliams? 2) My 5yo daughter also gets furious about movies vs shows 3) I once googled "Korean girl BBC" on a work pc trying to find the girl crashing her dad's zoom call

@stevenruiz.bsky.social come on man. You know the Bengals have a system as advanced as North Dallas did. Exactly as advanced in fact, on the same IBMs and everything.

@netw3rk.bsky.social @tylerparker.bsky.social The Big Green is perhaps the MOST important soccer movie because it taught me about birthright citizenship when I was 9. Juan's mom is undocumented but she insists to the local sheriff that he cannot be deported because he is an American citizen!

UEFA has only themselves to blame. #USMNT

Way to kill the power play! #usa #worldcup2026

@meninblazers.bsky.social Did I mow Go USA into the empty lot at the University of Kentucky Research Farm? Yes. Yes I did #courage

Cast of Laocoön and his Sons (Roman version of a lost Greek original), 100BC-50AD

@sheaserrano.bsky.social teaching the next gen what's what.

I know it's not up to them but I really think that @dannyheifetz.bsky.social @dannybkelly.bsky.social and @craighorlbeck.bsky.social should have to do all these ad reads for arthritis drugs and weird shit no matter what the product is.

Rory is unequivocally the non-American GOAT right?

@dannybkelly.bsky.social @dannyheifetz.bsky.social @craighorlbeck.bsky.social The Josh Johnson of the animal world

Never gets old.

iconic shot of Lucas Pinheiro Braathen on the podium

@bbaby41.bsky.social I think my son is in the running for "Most obscure #Bengals jersey". When my wife showed me I first thought, "There's no way I forgot that Laveranues Coles played for the Bengals... Right?"

This is a more wholesome NFL highlight reel

I get that it feels different because it's happening in America, but all these people calling for a World Cup boycott like the last two weren't in *checks notes* Qatar and Russia... Spend that anger on making actual change, not misguided nonsense.

@sheaserrano.bsky.social I have to disagree with Black Panther's signature line. I've always thought, "I did not yield, and as you can see, I AM NOT DEAD!" is an incredible one.

And Cignetti's heart grew three sizes that day!

For anyone wondering why I spent so much time baking last summer....here's why! Airs Feb 1

We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over

@dannybkelly.bsky.social @dannyheifetz.bsky.social @craighorlbeck.bsky.social please forward this spam text I got to Bill. I have an investor looking to buy The Ringer?

Hey ChatGPT, make me a picture of Elite Joe Flacco riding a dragon tiger, or a tiger dragon. Either one. Thanks

@nytimes.com wants the @reds.com to make the playoffs!

@stevenruiz.bsky.social I think your QB ratings are total horseshit! Joe Burrow should have a Creativity score of 95 (he threw a TD fully horizontal with one knee on the ground!!!), giving him an overall score of 95.83, as opposed to your completely indefensible 95.67. #footballisback

@rodger.bsky.social youtu.be/BdnuBoNd0WI?... I'm sending this to you exclusively because I know you will appreciate Kenny Mayne calling the Super Bowl "America's Grey Cup"

@dannyheifetz.bsky.social Is this the woman from the train?

@sheaserrano.bsky.social Watching The Pitt, a show full of "where do i recognize this guy from" characters. Then one of them seems sooooo familiar FUCKIN UNCLE MIKE FROM PRIMO

@dannybkelly.bsky.social @dannyheifetz.bsky.social @craighorlbeck.bsky.social Y'all talk about Kyle Pitts like you're Tom Sizemore on IASIP

@minakimes.bsky.social I don't know how much time you have for leisure reading right now but wanted to make sure you were aware there is a romance novel featuring a Korean-American woman who coaches football.

@sheaserrano.bsky.social setting up the new office on my first day

YES YES

my son waking me up for some Bluey

@sheaserrano.bsky.social Have you ever done a ranking of the best "They fucked with the wrong guy" movies? Equalizer, Wick, Rebel Ridge etc? What are some of the classics I might not know about.

@sheaserrano.bsky.social watched the Equalizer for the first time today. How great is the "You said don't leave anyone behind" moment when Ralphie comes back to save Robert?

@minakimes.bsky.social there are tactical pens now. www.govdeals.com/en/asset/113...

@richardosman1.bsky.social don't mind me, sobbing uncontrollably as Joyce reads Bernard's letter.