Daz

Thankfully it’s Friday. I’ve lost all interest in work now with Xmas just round the corner.

This week at work I shall mostly be saying ‘Reckon I can leave that until 2025’

My toxic trait is that I don’t have a Christmas List because I buy whatever I want the second I see it and have zero self control 🙂

Tequila?

Jaguar website for app control is as good as their new branding.

That physiotherapist was brutal 🙁

One more race to go. It’s all done. Everyone in the media will be talking about the off season. We’re now ramping up. There’s an utter mountain of work ahead of us for the next 3 months. The stress will be enormous. Hours long. The impossible made possible. Makes me sick just thinking about it.

I really don’t know how Royal Mail are still a thing.

Customer service when you’re already expected to know all about their company thus defeating the need for said customer service.

"My new car has a button for pretty much everything. There's even one that says "rear wiper." still too afraid to try that one."

Gregg Wallace taking charge of his own PR.

Robocop is a movie about a guy who gets killed on the job and they still made him go back to work

Nando’s shifting their delivery order 10mins at a time

Didn’t come here to see Elon Musk trending. There’s already a place for that.

My daughter is really too much like me 🫣

Daughters telling me one of her friends got stabbed last night 😕

"You're asking too much! I have a LIFE, you know!" I scream at this recipe that requires the butter to be softened in advance.

Girlfriend isn’t going to be happy with me dodging the no Xmas gifts rule this year by getting her stuff early 🙃

Ok… but when are my fucking shoes arriving?

Haven’t had a drink for a month and I still wake up with a headache.

This engine stuff is going to be the end of me.

The Mercedes has been returned and I’m more than happy to part with it.

Working in F1 glamour; sitting here filling out my timesheet.

I keep thinking about how politics is now more about identity than politics. You’re not voting for a manifesto, you’re affirming who you are.

Currently laying across the bed so when my partner gets in it’s not cold. That’s actual love.

The amount of hoops to jump through after someone has written your car off is nuts.

Grand Theft Auto but it’s me slamming into pavement-abandoned Lime bikes with the pram

New t shirt for the collection. #f1

Love how kids get upset when you can’t remember what their passwords are.

Why is there a Gladiator 2?

Feature creeped the new car. That’s an extra £100 a month.

When your driver wins but you don’t 🙃

The people who get most offended when they get told how to behave are usually the ones telling everyone else how to behave.

Jesus my neck aches after that drive. More painkillers please.

Forgot all about my time living in Kent. This makes it actually look nice.

#OnThisDay in 2013, in São Paulo, Vettel scored a then-record 9th consecutive #F1 GP win, his 13th F1 GP win of the 2013 season, equalling Schumacher’s then-record tally of 2004. Both records were beaten by Verstappen last year, & today Max equalled Seb’s 4 F1 world titles.

My variant cover for Department of Truth. ❌ I always find likenesses a little challenging. They’re easier for me to do in caricature, but for “naturalistic” depictions, it takes me awhile to get there. I’m pretty happy with where Marilyn ended up here.

General wisdom for all men: Stop trying to control women using a book that you clearly don’t even follow yourself.

Max ties up the championship so at least we got something out of this year.

Far left isn’t any better than far right.

Who’s for cheese on toast?

Literally..

Petra: a tour. On the YouTube now: youtu.be/aSAN2_oUrus?...

Staying in bed until the very last second.