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Looks like I’ve missed out on the Ballon D’Or again lads. Still got more votes than Wirtz like.

Me and the regular group who like my posts.

LOL #thecricket

Oh no. America is awake and BlueSky is awash with RT of crackers politics.

You shouldn’t laugh.

Newcastle hitting some form I see.

Are the pundits talking in hushed tones as if Manchester United are DEAD still? All sour-puss faces and staring at their feet?

It’ll be 3-2 United, obviously but this has been a proper LOL first half.

Bruno-Cam getting a fair amount of work today.

Can you sack a manger at half time?

Oooof.

Yes.

Looks like the cricket may not be a forgone conclusion after all. #thecricket

All United today aren’t we.

Forget Everton, let’s settle down and watch some morale boosting cricke…..

Very, very wind.

Nice to see Cole Palmer get hjs mar hing orders. A week late but that’s just typical I suppose. #EFC

Bird on The Voice is fucking freezing.

We are worse than Spurs. #EFC

Even Fulham are winning. FML. #EFC

Ha ha. Shite. #EFC

Keep giving them corners, Everton. That’ll show em. #EFC

Moyes will be happy with this scoreline.

Moyes out.

Concussion Protocol. #EFC

Cheers.

#fuckoffeverton

James Blunt, was he in Intelligence Services? Hope not. #Traitors.

Bit harsh, I mean, make your mind up, bus.

Scottish Honey Monster is causing havoc here. #traitors.

Kylie singing out of her nose again. #TOTP

Traitors time. #traitors

Shite. #TOTP

Dreadful stuff. #TOTP

No idea. #TOTP

I bought 12 bottles of water from The Asda this morning. Bring it on Putin.

United and City relegated in the same season?

I have to be on The Wirral for 9:30am. Set your jaws to ‘loosened’, wools.

Pelanty to Bournemouth

Looks like ickle Dan Friedkin is about to lose money on the tricky toffees. Join the club lad. #EFC

Seems Ireland is losing its mind about adults touching kids without consent and nobody’s mentioned priests yet. Games gone.

For no other reason than Blackpool being shortlisted for UK City of Culture 2029:

Kane hasn’t got his penalty yet.

If United aren’t careful here…

Carrick turns to his bench.

Arf!

Oooof.

Tried watching that Oasis documentary on Disney+. You people. Bin.

Of course. Bastards.