Scott Butterfield

Become ungovernable!

He's gone! #burnleyfc

#burnleyfc

Going to edit the background out too, based on the price of the Shirley Craven fabric I've just seen on eBay. Can't afford 24 hour armed security.

Such a simple but vital question - this is an excellent read

For no other reason than Blackpool being shortlisted for UK City of Culture 2029:

“The internet is a store but it used to be a library” hits me like a slug to the chest

The dire situation is helping some achieve new literary heights

Dave's been in the thought yurt again.

Use By dates: Must be respected Best Before dates: Do the sniff test Medicine expiry dates: PERHAPS TIME BESTOWS AN EXTRA MAGICK UPON THE GERMOLENE

I'm now just attending games for the gossip, to be honest #burnleyfc

Remarkable, really, that Jim Ratcliffe has lost confidence in the UK but retains confidence in Man United

Here we go. #burnleyfc www.reddit.com/r/Burnley/s/...

I think @klstuttard.bsky.social edited this picture of me at the Swansea game to make me look happier than I actually was! Full gallery at www.burnleyexpress.net/sport/footba...

On the way back from Swansea and passed one of these. It's trolling by this point. (Not my pic or from today)

I’m at Colwyn Bay vs Connah’s Quay Nomads. A visiting fan just yelled “Come on Nomads you’re all over the place!” Mate, it’s in their DNA

Ignoring the obvious, here are some nice things in Swansea.

Not now, plume of breathable pathogens

I'd like to publicly apologise for chanting "your wife is a grass" at Leicester a few years back

Today's officials at the Boreham Wood v Carlisle National League game. A headline writer's dream...

@inspiralcarpets.bsky.social at Kanteena tonight 👏

Diplomatic italics aside, I think we know *exactly* what it means if we don't get re-promoted quickly. Thanks to @burnleyfcisa.bsky.social for sharing their notes of the recent meeting with a representative of the club.

Whoever decided to promote Coyote vs Acme by letting Wile E do an AMA using only signs deserves all the praise.

This was worth coming to Norwich for at least

My gig rating system is simple: met, below or exceeded expectations. @nationoflanguage.bsky.social exceeded them, and then a bit more as well. (Shout out also to the Waterfront in Norwich, great venue with great beer).

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You really should go and see Coyote Vs Acme. Just tremendous fun, despite having to watch it in the "the kids are on holiday" cinema slot

Even though this head is very abstract, it's definitely Mick McCarthy

The skill level involved here is off the charts

The Telegraph responds to the climate emergency.

The Gov alert went off just before a rendition of “I Heard it Through the Grapevine”

Right, shot all my family and barricaded myself in the bunker with all the food, anyone else make it?

Poorly timed notification from the range there 🤦🏻‍♀️

Going to edit the sponsor out in view of today's absolute business omnishambles #burnleyfc

Free aspidistra with every purchase

Look, all I'm saying is that your football club probably hasn't produced a shirt which makes attractive women drive up to you in Blackpool Tesco's carpark to ask about it

Got an email from Zoosha!

Current status: scrambling around on the floor in a mass of work-related A4 papers shouting THIS IS MY LIFE!, in a manner described as "not even St Annes's top Glenn Cullen tribute act". Still, Burnley v Torino online now

"...Tasked their FIFA Council Members with engaging FIFA to determine how existing vast FIFA reserves could be used to increase FIFA Forward funding for football development across our region" 👏

You coming to my new club night? I'm playing

Hydration Break

all that’s good out of this final so far is the possibility of a muppets white stripes cover album

Unsurpassed punditry by Rooney there

Doesn't have the glamour of the 1991 Rumbelows Cup Quarter Final draw though, does it? #worldcup

Reposting this for... reasons.

England parking the bus

TUCHEL CHECK YOUR BLUESKY