Pete Chouteau

Dear F1, somebody has placed a vat of pus on your podium.

Frank’s Tater Palace mentioned. What a great night!

This is the MAC commissioner before Jax States 2OT attempt.

god dammit I love college football so much

I love mess.

Just wondering… what would one do with garlic essential oil?

In all sincerity, did anyone expect different?

OH SHIT! FANSVILLE PREDICTED THIS!

Taylor, on his reaction after hearing the clock had reset: "At that point, you know, we had a plan and we were going to go out and try to execute it and try to win the game. Again."

The MAC Anarchy tent is a big tent and I welcome all our new brethren.

The St. Louis Cardinals dugout will all be wearing Wedtern Michigan hats tomorrow.

I have spent my lifetime watching MAC teams get absolutely jobbed by officiating against the ACC, the Big 12, and the SEC; but nobody, NOBODY, finds ways to steal games the way Big Ten refs do.

Drinking the bourbon with the horse on the stopper….

Taco Dowler is STILL at Montana State.

Football Sunsets in Bozeman should be on national tv.

Tim Brando is employed because occasionally one of the idiot things he says plays out as almost believable. “Bill O’Brien is comfortable with how this game is going” before a 4th down scramble.

Just when it appears this season's Daisy Sour Cream commercial is showing all the normal foods that go with sour cream, THEY BRING OUT THE FUCKING STRAWbERRIES AGAIN!

"Phew, we dodged UMass on the conference schedule." Has never before been uttered.

BALL DON'T LIE!

Why?

F1TV is absurdly incompetent. They bring nothing to race coverage.

Can’t decide if I’m sad or relieved Ohio doesn’t make the cut for this every season. It’s probably “yes”.

Ew.

Walk away now. It's never getting better. Anthropeum.com · Aug 9 2026 🟩🟩🟨🟦🟩🟩🟨🟦🟩🟩 72,150 · top 27% of players today!

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Every MAC coach should have a signature booze.

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Sal Stewart would be a terrible umpire.

Papaya Rules my ass. It’s fuck Oscar and let Lando whine his way forward.

bringatrailer.com/listing/1954... I’m gonna need a bigger bake sale.

They sent a Pinkerton!

Apparently the race stewards are drinking heavily in Belgium.

www.maptap.gg July 8 100🎯 93👑 95🏆 93👑 96🏅 Final score: 950

Does all this mean I have to eat my fries with mayonnaise from now on?

I’ve been thinking a lot lately about the feasibility of an 8-leg parlay all coming down to a game in Detroit. And how a story about a tournament winning swordfish leads a guy to start bragging about it. And why a seaside pub has a omelette bar.

Me and Mah Fam-uh-Lee are so proud to be in Kalamazoo on a Wednesday in November

Fuckery is afoot. Wordle 1,807 4/6 ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟨 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

The AppleTV F1 coverage is such butt.

This flag could become my pro-MAC expansion banner.

I feel less dumb now. www.maptap.gg May 13 99🔥 100🎯 95🏆 100🎯 98🔥 Final score: 983

Damn, do I miss Ted’s Notebook on F1 race weekends.

$18.04 to the #CharitibundiBowl for the first university established in the Northwest Territories. If 300 more of us do this we might beat Miami. God Dammit. Edsbscharitybowl.com

Celebrate with paprikash!

So he could steal your money

Three great Bobcats (and friends to the Tater Palace family of madness) have created a challenge grant for the Barbara Geralds Institute for Storytelling and Social Impact. It means a lot to them... so it means a lot to me. And swag better than NPR tote bag. giving.ohio.edu/ohio-giving-...

So…. Friday.

So…. Friday.