PFunk224

PFunk224

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Some day, an NBA team is going to start the next great dynasty by properly viewing scoring the same way they do any other individual skill, and giving players who can ONLY score the role-player contract they're worth, instead of destroying their potential by giving a guy who can ONLY score the max.

Hakeem Jeffries finally endorsed Zohran Mamdani in his race for the NYC mayoral election, in the most begrudging, limp-wristed way possible. Thankfully, his endorsement, half-hearted or otherwise, never mattered to those of us who care about truth and justice. Mamdani already had our vote.

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Teachers teach and do the world good Kings just rule and most are never understood If you were to rule or govern a certain industry All inside this room right now would be in misery No one would get along nor sing a song Cause everyone'd be singing for the king, am I wrong?! - KRS1 #nokingsday

I get pretty frustrated with the Bears offense sometimes. Today, I watched the Cleveland Browns' offense. I apologize to the Bears, I'd forgotten how much worse things could be.

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Joe Rogan mighty quiet. Theo Von? Andrew Schulz? Tony Hinchcliffe? Where y'all at? After years of swearing to us that y'all are warriors for "free speech" in comedy, y'all church mice all of a sudden?

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The Reichstag fire was arson attack on the German parliament in Berlin, four weeks after Adolf Hitler was sworn in. Nazis used it as a pretext to claim that Communists were plotting against the government. This made the fire pivotal in the establishment of Nazi Germany. Matt Forney is a nazi.

I'm an Ohio State fan, and even I think fans are being too hard on Arch Manning. Kid made mistakes, but he also had about the toughest assignment you could get coming out of the gate. I don't know how good he's going to be ultimately, but he's GOING to be better than he looked today.

Learning two very valuable lessons about allulose today. 1) It sucks as an artificial sweetener. You need to dump like a heaping tablespoon of it into your coffee or tea to get the same effect as a tiny packet of stevia. 2) Using more than a tablespoon's worth will give you horrendous diarrhea.

I'm pretty torn on this Kanye story. The story he told is tragic (if true). On the other hand, I can't help but be frustrated at the thought that an act he performed as a child is sure to do more damage to his career than supporting Donald Trump and literally declaring himself a Nazi ever did.

It's not a thing that happens often in wrestling, but the simple addition of contrition and remorse/regret turned an already amazing feud into an all-timer. Swerve and Hangman just took a bizarre, unexpected turn toward becoming the most humanly relatable blood feud in the industry's history.

Borderlands 4 is officially releasing in September. So, if you have need of me for something, you best find me before then, because the rest of 2025 will be spent SHOOTING ALL OF THE GUNS, KILLING ALL OF THE BANDITS AND FARMING ALL OF THE LOOT.

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Pretty frustrated that I’m getting roped/guilted into performing heavy lifting that will endanger my already dodgy heart. Like, “It’s okay if your heart fails, because we need someone to lift this appliance, and that’s the important thing here.” Fuck me, I guess.

Alright, all settled in, so what does everybody do here, anyway? From what I can tell so far, it looks like everybody masturbates to a lot of furry porn... Do you, I guess.

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