Mike Pendleton

Back in 2018, my new drug was putting that sexy saxophone crescendo from "Baker Street" over highlights. Time to bring my favorites here. 🎷 Sound ON. 🔊 Exhibit A: Wayne Rooney to Acosta (2018)

That #WorldSeries #walkoff feeling 😄

Lewis in the limelight 🌟 A pair of assists in our regular-season finale earned Lewis Hilton a well-deserved spot on the USL Championship TOTW! 🗞️ rowdies.info/4jJTz3O

good morning rays in seven

is this about the rays’ bats

well this sucks rays in seven

GOOD EVENING FROM AMERICA’S BALLPARK™️

I’m a highly superstitious sports follower – follow traditions closely, respect jinxes, speak to dead relatives during games, etc. If I knew dark arts I would use them. So whatever comes of this…I’m interested.

A NEW STANDARD SET

Holy shit he’s safe

I went into my notes app and just deleted 300 notes from the last decade and it was amazing to see how many stupid thoughts I had

A weird era of restricted MLS involvement in the U.S. Open Cup ended this year, with all 27 American MLS teams back in USOC next year On the future and why, for once, short-term financial incentives must be secondary to preserving a historic competition www.nytimes.com/athletic/771...

BREAKING: The NWSL and NWSLPA have settled several grievances, including the High Impact Player rule. The criteria is wiped (still 12% cap charge). ANY player can be HIP. Also settled: Other Rodman grievance, footwear grievance. Greater $ transparency reporting now required. More on @espn.com:

We know our own owners being buddy buddy with DeSantis is the only reason a stadium in Tampa happened for the Rays and at the same time…gross.

Dom rules. I love Dom. Everyone loves Dom.

go tampa bay rays I always say

USMNT managers' games played in the U.S. Arena 65% Bradley 60% Klinsmann 61% Berhalter 70% Pochettino 94%

With Sebastian Cruz’s screamer, the Tampa Bay Rowdies defeated Detroit City FC 1-0, clinching the 2026 USL Championship Players’ Shield in the process. Connor King examines: rblrsports.com/2026/10/21/r... #COYR

January???? Pausa de defrostation

Must be something in the water. 🏆 A great week for Team Tampa Bay but we're not done yet! 😤

I have found, and was told my a customer service rep later, that if you swear at them (I feel “I need a motherfucking REPRENTATIVE RIGHT NOW” is both direct and expresses my internal rage the best), it cuts through the chicanery of bot handoffs.

I hope folks are marveling at the repairs to Tropicana Field and thinking “Kudos to the City of St. Pete for getting this done so quickly. This is why we need capable local budgets and why I’ll vote No on Amendment 3” www.wusf.org/sports/2025-...

What an exclamation point this was to lock down the Players’ Shield last night

The @tampabayrowdies.bsky.social claimed the 2026 #USL-C Players' Shield on Saturday night as Sebastian Cruz's late strike lifted the side clear at the top of the standings. www.uslchampionship.com/news_article...

THE PLAYERS' SHIELD IS OURS 😤

ROWDIES WIN THE SHIELD

THAT MIGHT HAVE JUST WON US THE TITLE

Every pen should be taken exactly like this.

History is within reach this Saturday at Al Lang. 👀

I've never, ever met a cool Real Madrid fan. One of the most uncool things you can be, I guess.

Here's the deal. You can't hurt me Real Madrid. I've watched Roma for years.

"and here we have Donyell Malen" "no Billy he's not a target man, he misses too often on clear chances, you can't put him up top" "but what does he do?"

Donyell Malen, Roma legend. He's been ridiculous since moving to Italy.

Jose Mourinho is Romanisti for life. One of us. Thank you Jose for one last favor.

AS ROMA BEST TEAM IN EUROPE

This is a world I want to live in.

stupid mbappe