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So for all of us saying "fire Mehringer" and "it can't get any worse," I guess we're about to find out. #GoDucks

I also think they should resurrect the Independence Bowl in Shreveport so we can go to it and start the cycle all over again. #GoDucks

I think if Oregon beats Northwestern the fans should storm the field and tear down the goalposts for the sake of irony. #GoDucks

I have decades of history as a Duck fan and I've never seen a team underperform like this one. It's beyond my comprehension. #GoDucks

On the bright side, at least we don't have play Oregon State this year. #GoDucks

And this is proof that preseason rankings are meaningless. #GoDucks

My anxiety level is building like a king tide. Can we get a stop and some points? Or are we going to wait until deep in the fourth to decide we want to win? #GoDucks

Somebody please take away Mehringer's crayons. He's drawing up some grade-school plays. Not giving up. #GoDucks

Let's hire her as an offense coach. She seems to have skills. #GoDucks

Another game when I have to remind myself we have more points, but it still feels like we're losing. #GoDucks

I will not overreact. I will not overreact. #GoDucks

It's not a Ducks game until we spot the other team a score. #GoDucks

Run game? Huh. Please explain this to me like I'm 6. #GoDucks

I've feeling the love. Keep scoring, and lock'em down, D. #GoDucks

Apologies in advance

Art? She outjumped a whale and had great form while doing it. Check out that hair flip. Judges scores: 10, 10, and 10.

God bless ugly wins. And thanks, Dylan. It was a storybook ending for you. #GoDucks

We had a scoring drive. Now let's get the ball back and have another. Win The Day! #GoDucks

Why don't we treat QBs like pitchers? Sorry kid, not your day, next up. Why wait until the fourth quarter? #GoDucks

This is a weird game in a weird season, but we can win this so LFG! #GoDucks

At least we got points. But you can't keep the D on the field all game and expect them to win it for us. #GoDucks

No one can say Thomas wasn't given a chance, and I'm sure he's a good kid. But we got a ballgame to win, and it doesn't look winnable with him at QB. Next man up. #GoDucks

Crazy thing is, this is still a totally winnable game. #GoDucks

It may be time for me to take up Wordle. I can't handle football anymore. #GoDucks

Guess I picked the wrong week to quit smoking crack while gargling Everclear. #GoDucks

Time to turn it around. Put the mistakes behind you and get the ball moving downfield. #GoDucks

Yeah, we have an awesome punter. Lucky us! Said no one ever. But credit where it's due. Ettridge and the D are keeping us in the game. #GoDucks

Wise man once said you're as good as your record says, and right now, we look like a 3-2 team. Hopefully the D stays solid. #GoDucks

Thomas looks nervous and jumpy. I feel like we're lucky to escape so far without an interception. #GoDucks.

All sailors will catch the irony here.

I'm hate-watching SEC football again and trying to decide who I want to see lose the most. That's my litmus test.

Seems rather relevant if you live in the Treasure Valley, and relevant to everyone if you understand a basic metaphor.

Cool shit.

She not only looks the part, she acts the part. Aside from their 15 minutes of fame/infamy, has this ended well for any of them?

What alternate reality are we living in? Ducks really only scored one touchdown today (the first was actually a defensive TD), and the Beavs have hung 50+ and 60+ on their opponents in the last 2 weeks. I'm a Duck for life, but dam (pun intended), I did not see this weird shit coming. #GoDucks.

Biggest embarrassment since the Helfrich era. Hate to say it, but it's true. #GoDucks

Now we just need a touchdown and a safety. #GoDucks

I feel like my cat swatting at the TV could stop our offense right now. Sorry to say it, but true. #GoDucks

I'm rarely at a loss for words, but I am dangerously close. Why does two touchdowns in the fourth quarter seem like an impossible dream? #GoDucks

I can think of no reason that we shouldn't put Akili in at this point. #GoDucks

Thank God for the D. Could we get a little bit of offense without turnovers, please? Appreciate it. #GoDucks

The spark we needed? Let's hope so. #GoDucks

I'm not worried about overreacting because I don't think you can at this point. Not giving up. #GoDucks

I'm sorry, is that halftime, or half-ass time. #GoDucks

Does anyone know if the Beavs' OC signed a one-year lease on his house? Asking for a friend. #GoDucks

I think the best thing we've accomplished so far is only trailing by 4. #GoDucks

Is it too soon to have OK St. flashbacks? #GoDucks

As armchair coach, I'd like to announce I am taking over play calling. #GoDucks