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I only pick the best people (that look like my daughter)

A classic of its genre.👌

We accordingly called her Lettuce Liz.

Don't be too sure - this administration loves incompetence as long as they are loyal to Trump

🤭 Winston Churchill Check the alt text

So, wait, wait, wait! Are we measuring time in Scaramuccis, or rotting lettuce. This timeline is SO confusing!!!

On the brighter side, Trump just found his new U.S. ambassador to Greece.

Optimistic to use iceberg lettuce which can last up to 3-4 weeks

Zacharia may make Scaramucci look like a log-term admin official! One Zacaria instead of one Scaramucci!

My money is on the lettuce.

She sets a new standard for stupid.

One week tops.

She’ll be canned by Friday so it’s folded into the dead news cycle. And then he will likely hire a guy.

A new Mooch?

The lettuce is undefeated.

T-minus 6 Scaramuccis and counting...

I’ll give her 1.5 Scaramuccis.

The hair extensions probably will

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Presidential Immunity and the Authority to grant Pardons 👀 God Please Bless USA 🇺🇸

she's got the Mcannany hairstyle too. Same hairdresser?

lol. now that's funny

Susan Dell is mostly artificial too.

👏👏👏

Who's the guy in red dress?

Bahaha cough cackle hahaha

Word on the street is that Pedolph Shitler already fired female Jim Jordan.

Lettuce for the win!

Heard they were talking scaramuccies as a measure of her timeline.... Lettuce works, too

The Scaramuccis are counting down.

1 Scaramucci?

It should have been a banana....

😂😂😂

Apparently she lasted .45 Scaramuccis.

That's a sucker bet. Enjoy the salad. 😂😍🇨🇦

🤣🤡🤡

Guilfoyle’s available.

The Bunny Boiler will get rid of her. #FatalAttraction

I’m putting money on “two weeks”

Chuckle Chuckle chortle snicker Snicker

Seeking: White House press secretary Qualifications: - must give one 80 year-old man a boner Not required - ability to read

….and she’s gone… :)

Lettuce for the win! 🥗🤮

“I’ll take “NO!” for 500, Alex!”

Ok, well then. Who wants a BLT? 🤭

How many Scaramuccis?

Is it on Kalshi?

How many Scaramuccis?

That joke is UK copyrighted.

We’ll have to see how well she lies before any predictions.

Not a chance! Even with the "friendly" crew, she won't be able to cut it.

It’s easier to post shit.

😂😂😂

See if she sticks around after they put her on the decoy plane. As I recall, that was the last straw for the previous bimbo.

Lettuce by a half a Scaramucci!

ALT "A logo of Winston Churchill is in the top right corner." The Churchill Project ?

Sit a glass of milk in the sun - that long is how long.

Boy...Psycho Donnie and Susie Wiles are gonna have a YUGE mess on their hands disposing of this one. She is a complete...well...you know...

Kalshi and Polymarket giving odds?

You could still eat the lettuce.

British here: Oi!!! That's our Meme.

I’m going with this

How many scarramuchis?

MS NOW Ruhle: "Wow. I want to just read this to you. A quote from a White House official reaction to Zacharia's first press briefing. 'Getting behind the podium is tough, but she got off on the wrong foot. She needs to get much better fast, otherwise she'll break Scaramucci's record.'" I Say The 🥬

www.nokings.org Everyone ready for Saturday?

I don’t know if she will outlast it, but the lettuce is clearly smarter

The Mooch is great. He created a measure of time and a verb with his own name. That's branding.

You were sooo right

Reading is Fundamental ( RIF)

Will the cabbage outlast that lettuce?

omg - that rah-rah speech for Trump was painful and awkward. I get that she is nervous (who would not be ), but she might want to hold off on the house hunting. Scaramucci was an 11 day wonder, lets see if she can make at least that.

No even close! Here is the new standard:

😂🤣

For those not in UK who didn't experience the Truss interlude, this may be slightly too fresh to make this competition fair?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3i...

I live a good lettuce competition

Just 49 days to go to outlast Truss

She has nothing but the best merits I suppose

In today's America, which is the more toxic though?

lol

Can she do a Liz Truss and reach 50 days.

My money is on the lettuce.

Already deep into MarALago facial tuneups at 42. She's a keeper.

She last as long as she doesn't cross Natalie...

Give her a chance, put the lettuce in the fridge ffs

He only hires the best……idiots.

Ha! That was my first thought - how long before someone buys a head of lettuce.

It will be less than a Scaramucci!

I’m just wondering if a Zacharia will be a shorter unit of measurement than a Scaramucci.

She didn't even last as long as dear liz! only 5 days

Here's a link to those interviews! She did not perform well. www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

I think they are both history before one full Scaramucci.

Nor fare, you took the lettuce out of the plastic.

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This was perfect and accurate

That's a good one, trump is having second thoughts after Natalie showed him 20 or more males and females that imitated KKK after her disastrous first day lying on the job, Natalie most probably told trump her lies didn't sound real. She should resign so you don't look bad.

The lettuce is still fresh and crisp. The explosive diarrhoea bugs are still alive and well.

Do better...

She is awful!

How many scaramuccis?

Never bet against the head of lettuce 🥬

Not even half a scaramucci

Chronologically or mentally?

The lettuce remains undefeated!

Is it poop lettuce, though?

Imagine showing up at your first big gig dressed like someone tried to strangle you with a bed sheet.

😂

Lettuce? She wouldn't outlast a 3 week old banana

One Scaramucci.....

😂

Hold on...which head of lettuce are you taking about? I see two in that picture.

I give it 3 days.

Dont fuck with her, she might be a Chinese lawyer…she “knows” the law