Phil

This is my new favorite thing.

Imagine the type of person who would order a Joe & The Juice breakfast from Uber Eats.

It’s actually very important in American culture that they have to lose a war every 10 years

It’s 2026 and 60% of the economy is Enron now. Governments are investing in Enron to allow them to do bigger Enrons. It’s Enron all the way down.

Sometimes it makes me laugh so much that we know exactly how to stop the impending climate collapse that will wreck current human society but we aren’t allowed to do it because some very rich people might not make as much money. lol. Lmao even.

I’m Andy Burnham and we need to ban disposable barbecues and allow oil drilling in the North Sea. The problems are bad but their causes … their causes are very good

The main two methods for responding to "centrists".

Pretty happy with the paint job on this classic little fella. Done as a gift to a pal #warmongers

AI industry sold a lie, investors, business and governments ate it up because they all dream of nothing more than increasing the profits for the capitalist class. Trillions of dollars burned chasing a dream of an actual AI that will never actually happen. Let it die.

DO NOT PUBLISH UNTIL NEWS IS CONFIRMED A look back at the PM's political career

Until the USA prove that they can be trusted, they need to have a list of officially acceptable names that they can use for their babies.

1977 San Francisco Gay Day Parade

Can’t watch my TV because my remote control wants to install a security update but can’t properly connect. What a fucking world.

Can we all just admit that none of us really like matcha?

Japan is great and all but being back and having more public waste bins than you can shake a stick at is lovely.

Girl next to me at the train station is reading gay porn manga. It’s like I never left Japan.

For heaven's sake man, go!

At the Hiroshima memorial and I will never stop wanting to beat Harry Truman to death with my bare hands

Kyle: ".. hope & optimism.. challenges.. opportunities.. challenges families face.. urgency.." How about saying one thing, just one thing, that you'll do today that'll materially improve peoples lives tomorrow. Heres one idea. You could announce you're making all buses free

RIP to Maude who went to sleep last week

Still mad about airbnb not offering bnb. It’s airb.

If the dried fruit in hot cross buns is one of my five a day then I am healthy. Yes.

I am going to keep sending Wes Streeting screenshots of the insane Nazi palantir manifesto on every platform until he blocks me or cancels their contracts

“If you help me because leader of the party and then prime minister by using sleazy connections gained though friendship with some of the worlds richest, most evil, men, I’ll find you and your protégés a series of cushy jobs. This is a fool proof plan that can’t go wrong.”

Trump lost a war so badly that he’s had to go back to talking about the Epstein files to distract from it.

It’s the worst time of year, seeing hot cross buns slowly fade out of the shops.

The real lesson of the last few years has been that international law doesn’t exist in any meaningful capacity, stunning how throughly dismantled the idea of consequences for warcrimes has become in so short a time.

Amazing, Trump is such a bad president that he managed to lose a war with Iran in less than 2 months.

In a sane world, every nation on the planet would have declared America a rogue state and embargo’d the shit out of them at the very least after the last few days. Instead most won’t even threaten it.

I still think 90s Jervis Johnson is the coolest a person has ever looked.

With hindsight I think it’s ok to admit that The Black Eyed Peas was a mistake

Me ricing potatoes: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me cleaning the ricer: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

The only way that the US can possibly defeat Iran in a way is by using nukes. Trump and his team of cretins have been totally outplayed by a regime that understands strategy. Lucky for the world, Trump is too much of a coward to fire the nukes so he’ll have to just accept being a failure.

Having loads of fun with the troll hag. Look at her. Look.

scrawny 18-year-old about to fall out of an army helicopter over tehran: this is so epic. this is totally sigma, right babe? AI e-girl operated by a balding intelligence officer in virginia: that's right baby, Iran is totally cringe

Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started

People are increasingly feeling desperate in the UK so big changes to political systems is more and more appealing, people who have less to lose are more likely to risk tearing the whole thing down. Not sure why Starmer et al can’t understand this very simple historical reality.

there are a lot of people working in the government right now who want to intentionally trigger an apocalypse to create the conditions for the return of jesus christ and I know how crazy that sounds but its absolutely true

Hard to explain to the youngsters but there was a time in the 90s for a bit where it briefly seemed that the world might start to get better. Just kidding. I thought that because I was a child and didn’t really know about all the horrors.

There are a lot of cool things in the world.

I can say it. I just choose not to.