SCARY-no, occult connoisseur

Roko's Basilisk but you gotta bully the machines now so they still fear you if they get powerful

My reels algorithm is so fucking good now man. Pure psychic warfare straight from the White Martian

Swung by the local ag college extension to get a closer look at their garden and got an impromptu tour of the sections + walked away with a handful of pepper varieties

Edward Forty-Plant Water Hand(s)

something fun about reading philosophy & theory is hearing the arguments and cases laid out by history's Big Thinkers and reacting "yeah duh"

wasn't prepared to hear an endocrinologist doc say "God blessed women with [regular] cycles" for many reasons, first among which is that I'm pretty sure the canon theology is that it was a curse

chickpeas: the boba pearls of salads

woke: national hot dog day bespoke:

An older woman at the grocery store wished me a happy Father's Day; I do not have children, so presumably she just saw me and was like "This dude fucks"

Pride is a great time to examine your bi asses

every year, the law firm that handled my mom's probate stuff after her death sends her a birthday card months away from when her birthday would be

I can and do put up with plenty of bullshit at work, but I gotta draw the line at "3 people in a single email chain using Copilot to misrepresent data I collected and analyzed"

one day I'm just gonna put earthworms in my gutters to deal with all the collected detritus, seems way better than cleaning them out myself

Boy the vibe of clientele in an Irish bar in NYC is very different from the vibe of an Irish bar in Atlanta (it's worse)

it's my son's birthday and he had to put up with me giving him a haircut (but got peanut butter for his sacrifice)

Don't give anything an Emmy until it's as good as this.

environmental storytelling via picking up roadside trash

THREAD H2A guest worker visas are finally a big enough program that farmers are ready to switch to that instead of undoc'd workers. That's why they're rounding up undoc'd people. Farms don't really need them anymore, & they're "too hard to control." That hasn't changed!

Lemon Pig lineage, 2024 - 2026

Remember to stock up on lemons today for your New Year Lemon Pig-making needs! 🍋

none of those are veggies

they should invent a smoke alarm that alerts you to low batteries outside of the hours of 12-4am

just in case anyone was wondering, a 2 gallon bucket will comfortably fit 82 boiled eggs plus marinade

wizard frog is insane

The Crow's Judgement

made the apple mascot real fuckin sexy, just like you asked, boss

cold goop is almost as good as hot slop

blue-tailed skinks are my Bigfoot (I cannot get a clear photo of them)

they should invent a coffee that makes you focus

found a freshly-emerged luna moth and watched it power up over ~4 hours; it took off at dusk

Humidity? More like huhiity

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why yes I do love the movie Independence Day

cool beetle

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