Pickle Giraffe

BUNDLE OF NERDS! Full Episode! Out Now! @tolkoto.com @grubb.wtf @danryckert.com @giantbomb.bsky.social youtu.be/ltuEjJt4usU?...

Been traveling this week. Gonna carry my backpack around with an extra sense of pride and the added weight of sadness. RIP BioWare

Such a magical feeling when you hit hour 6 of a long-distance bus ride and realize you still have 12 hours left. I’m dying. 🫠

"Popular"? Any minute now they're gonna put me into Fortnite.

Actual footage of Soderbergh accepting the role of Batman’s new director.

My review of Control Resonant:

I could give @janochoa.bsky.social another recommendation but he got some great ones already! Instead, here’s a five star rap about horror movies made for the credits of the horror film Popcorn (1991). Please enjoy.

Anyone want some Control Raisinets? I brought enough for the whole class!

Got a "new" pair of shoes online and they shipped with used Dr. Scholl's gel inserts tucked inside. Blech.

I like how this looks like Gene and Roger are giving their approval to shoot Jerry Lewis.

The ending is the Training Day monologue verbatim where Godzilla will scream: “King Kong ain’t got SHIT on me!”

Please read this razor sharp comic I drew 26 years ago. Can’t believe we’re already on Blood Bath 60.

Didn't want to take a photo, but I saw a guy today at the store that looked EXACTLY like Ahti - down to the hair and clothes, and no it wasn't cosplay. Just a dude shopping. It was out of Control.

Petting animals is so passé. Games should be measured on whether or not they have flushable toilets.

Video Games are art.

Got around to booking some travel for LA and SF in a month and I cannot express just how excited I am to see some of my friends IRL again. It's been 7 years!

i cannot stress how important rice

Me, waiting for news about a new StarTropics.

I hope they announce a new sequel to Mario Sunshine with F.L.U.D.D. so Mario can get WET AS FUCK.

HE CAN SING!

Apparently I’m dream-about-eating-too-much-food-then-wake-up-with-heartburn years old.

smdh, some people can't put away their maps and just live in the moment, ya know?

Earlier this week, my entire block had a power outage that lasted over 12 hours from 3pm to 5am. ☠️ As it got darker, I took out a notepad and sketched this by candlelight (read: flashlight). I decided to sleep instead of adding more, but this is what came out of the dark and quiet night.

I just had a banh mi sandwich for my birthday dinner. It was a good day.

Asking a dog if they want to go for walk while they're already midway through the walk is one of my favorite ways to troll someone.

I’m a big fan of how your internet can decide to drop out at the worst possible time instead of literally any other time.

The US has the most durable goo.

Just finished. Can confirm that this is very accurate.

"Applebee's Bacon Cheeseburger Wonton Tacos" Only thing it's missing is spaghetti.

A24’s ‘Elden Ring’ Film Stalled After Red Phantom Named TwinkPunisher Invades Set https://theonion.com/a24s-elden-ring-film-stalled-after-red-phantom-named-twinkpunisher-invades-set/

How Christopher Nolan makes a sandwich: Top Layer: Mustard Turkey Bread (35mm slice) Cheese Michael Caine Mayonnaise [Ingredient obfuscated by sound design] Mayonnaise Cucumbers (pickles, in reverse) Cheese Red Onion Bread (70mm slice) Bottom Layer: Mustard Served Oppenfaced.

Assassin's Feet 2: ReBOOTed Starring Feezio Auditoere da Feetrenze

Just woke from a dream where I was playing a new Mario game. It takes place in Philly and @jasonfanelli.com was an NPC in the first level who teaches you a new mechanic. That was basically the whole dream. Congrats, Jason.

'Hole in the Ground', 'Evil Dead Rise' and 'Lee Cronin's The Mummy'. Guess which Lee Cronin film is which! 1) A mysterious hole unleashes evil, changing a family member. 2) A mysterious hole unleashes evil, changing a family member. 3) A mysterious hole unleashes evil, changing a family member.

People sure do get mighty defensive when they read into harmless jokes, huh?

$9 is a great deal if you haven’t picked this up yet. If a city builder roguelite sounds at all intriguing to you, do yourself a favor and play it. I started playing it again recently and find it hard to put it down. It’s immensely addictive. Bonus: it’s got beavers and lizards. 🦫

A few years back, I finished the main story in RDR2 and wanted to save the epilogue for later that year. Then the email my Rockstar account was attached to got hacked and now I can’t log in! I can’t play any of my games that require it on Steam anymore! (Tried contacting support, got nothing.)

I woke up today asking myself: Did I dream the Nintendo Thumb Wrestling game?

If Bruce Wayne fell into a tomato cave as a child, Nightshade would’ve been a dope superhero moniker.

is the giraffe in the room with us?

Browsing for deals in the Self-Esteem Summer Sale.

This is useful because when you’re not looking at it, it will float towards you.

PSA: Pickles can be enjoyed 24/7.

Idk if this is worth sharing right now but I've been writing a book and, hey, it's getting pretty big. I'm proud to say that I have written over 62k words and it's only maybe 75% done. Some days it comes easier than others but I'm glad I'm finally making something that I've always wanted to make.

They’ll change their tune when the Ouya version releases.

It stayed there all day. It watched me sleep. But now it is gone and I have no idea where it is. Pray for me.

My favorite part about having a large spider in the corner above your computer is having to look up every 30 seconds to make sure it hasn't moved. Since writing that, it hasn't moved. Yet.