Tim A

Australia keeps finding ways to kill you

Every week with this fuckin guy #nzpol

One of the most detached from reality second-hand opinions you can have on the internet (politics aside) is that Idris Elba should still be Bond. He would have been too good for it and he is now 54, and not Dorian Gray

Wow, David Seymour sure sounds like a bona fide cunt according to literally everyone who has ever personally interacted with him off-camera #nzpol

Billionaire Beavis Nick Mowbray won capitalism and needs to shut the fuck up so the rest of us can get a fair turn #nzpol

Fixing the basics Splurging on choppers Nnnneeeeeooowww pew pew! #nzpol

@bsky.app please please stop the feed from showing me the same news article and quoted viral video and ideally crappy typographic meme again and again I’m begging you

in 2000, there were 470 billionaires. in 2010, the number had more than doubled, to 1000 billionaires total. together, they controlled around $3.6 trillion in capital. for power and wealth like this, politics is less than pocket change: www.webworm.co/elections/

hello friends TMI but webworm could use your help! pulling the curtain back a little (embarassing, kiwis aren't wired for this). eternal gratitude if you can be fucked reading x me www.webworm.co/webwormsos/

Great case being made tonight for an age limit #nzpol

Nine years ago today a sleepy seasonal worker swerved head on into me and my car, on the infamous Mill Road. Left ankle and right knee shattered. I was glad I’d voted early. Simeon Brown raising speed limits while running down Health NZ makes me really hate the lying, God-bothering hypocrite #nzpol

Gang I must be getting old I’m beginning to wonder where this decade went

Jack Tame’s yes or no questions are not the stone cold classic move he thinks they are and already make Q+A unwatchable IMO #nzpol

The corporate ladder climber’s delusion of infallibility right there folks. Cannot admit to changing his mind let alone being wrong #nzpol

Time is a thief, but cannot steal watching the trees you planted grow.

Most TV is just this now.

The National party campaign has been an embarrassment so far. Absolute amateur hour, AI or not. Not sure if it’s Simeon being an arrogant imbecile and overriding the experts as usual, or Topham Guerin is letting him call the shots, but it’s nice to know all that donor money is going to waste #nzpol

hundreds of abused interns: arise church decided to pay just four. please RT: www.webworm.co/arise2026/

I watched a bit of live TV for the first time in ages and the background music is like the Battle of Helms Deep except they are lowering a roof truss into place or making a soufflé

Can’t believe NZ is heading into a Super El Niño with so many outdated fire engines in such appalling condition. Media scrutiny of the coalition government is so low that they can get away with not only causing crises as usual, but allowing highly predictable and preventable ones to happen. #nzpol

This is it #nzpol fam, and Gary Stevenson says the same thing. A wealth tax is covered the interest they receive

Mildred passed peacefully in the night and we buried her carefully, while fighting our flu and the rain. Glad we could give her a couple of good years and a loving send-off.

Welcome to the House of Pestilence. The four of us are unwell this weekend. Hopefully just nasty coughs

I’ve had cause to say “all this were fields” a lot in my 20+ years in NZ but it was so weird taking the cat back to the vet in Drury and there’s now a train station across the road with its PA audibly squawking away

It’s been a rough week so far but we did get Spider-man lamping a white supremacist in Minneapolis

On hold to the ACC for nearly 15 minutes and they've played "Slice of Heaven" twice with just one song in between. It is such a shit song

This stupid social media law feels in part like trying to get one over on Australia. It’s delusional to think that the technoclutzes of the National party can produce anything that won’t be circumvented on day one

Paerātā station is so neat but a bit surreal. Hard to photograph but it is surrounded by paddocks, for now

If you’re a really annoying person and thinking of moving or building a home, a TV producer would love to talk to you

All I ask is that Luxon never gets a knighthood #nzpol

This madman spliced himself into a scene from INCEPTION where he tries to sell cheesecake to Leonardo DiCaprio. It’s the new Ryan Gosling Won’t Eat His Cereal.

A friend sent me this after asking the guy changing the advertisement if he could take a quick snap. It's not the Moana we got, but it's definitely the Moana that would have made money!

Bought a water filter and got 6 emails from Samsung and NZ Post duplicating its collection, in-transit and delivery status, on top of the order confirmation one

I can’t stop thinking about this

No-one's made a non-documentary war movie about the Bruneval raid / Operation Biting. It has almost everything. Just putting it out there for the current breed of TV, movie and game executives who don't read, watch or play anything

Blue Bottle Games, as a policy, does not use generative AI. It's something we've discussed as a team, weighing the pros and cons, and ultimately, we decided it was not for us. Recently, while chatting with a colleague, she mentioned it was useful hearing our reasoning. So: Sharing time! 1/12

I love Pedro Pascal but I’m gonna need entertainment news outlets, when they credulously parrot that actors learned an instrument for a role, to provide a grade or it didn’t happen