Josie

Chemists Announce Upgraded Periodic Table With Dozens Of New Elements For Just $4 A Month https://theonion.com/chemists-announce-upgraded-periodic-table-with-dozens-o-1839288701/

i miss when Biden had that dog that would bite everyone

Excuse me sir do you denounce the Doobie Brotherhood?

Charles Bronson Pinchot

Wouldn’t have confused the Cyclones with another team 😎

I am not afraid to be corny on main

Hasan Piker is actually very bright and shows his work and is not a hater and I wish people would lay off him and let him cook

I wrote about who is actually making America “poorer and dirtier.” It’s not immigrants. (Gift link) www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...

internal audit released by DHS’s inspector general found a significant dip in Homeland Security Investigations’ enforcement efforts against fentanyl trafficking from FY 2024 to FY 2025, because resources were diverted toward immigration instead. (via @eggerdc.bsky.social)

Only Phil Collins could look like the IT guy at your job while doing this in front of a sold out crowd of 120,000

There’s probably nothing less important but it makes me wince daily and this is bluesky so let’s get back to calling it the Democratic Party, yes? Not “Democrat party” as is surely a right-wing directive that has seeped into everyday rhetoric?

Good Night From The Drummer, My Friends. Sleep Tight.

My king 👑🐈‍⬛❤️

🏀🌽❤️ youtu.be/PaBayzBLArA?...

“This second-rate charlatan doesn’t know the first goddamn thing about my plans to bring widespread doom,” said the Beast

Happy Friday to you guys

A federal judge has thrown out the FBI director’s lawsuit against a blogger who called him a “googly-eyed Kremlin bitch.” trib.al/ouHgmYA

I’ve been in awe of Jia Tolentino’s way with words to the point of jealousy for years. ❤️ youtube.com/shorts/r0zIz...

David Bowie, 1982, by Greg Gorman.

This gun’s for hire, even if we’re just…

domo arigato

The only election interference happening in this country is coming straight from the White House, and no amount of pathetic late night rambling from a failing, fading president will change anyone’s mind

Babydoll Southdown Sheep, a breed known for its small size and docile temperament They are commonly kept as pets and are popular for use in vineyards and orchards for natural weed control.

20 years ago we used to have Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs and now we have Johnny Diarrhea, Bob Diarrhea and Steve Diarrhea.

Telemundo just called David Beckham "Spice Boy"

Study: 97% Of Average American’s Day Spent Retrieving 6-Digit Codes https://theonion.com/study-97-of-average-americans-day-spent-retrieving-6-digit-codes/

* DANISH PRIME MINISTER: I EXPECT ALL ALLIES TO RESPECT DENMARK'S SOVEREIGNTY, GREENLAND IS NOT FOR SALE @reuters.com

Well I guess I do appreciate AI in certain instances 🎆🎸🇺🇸

Prize Hog Drops Out Of Great American State Fair Due To Event’s Political Nature https://theonion.com/prize-hog-drops-out-of-great-american-state-fair-due-to-events-political-nature/

An American just got sentenced to 30 years in federal prison for moving “Antifa” zines and there’s about 1000x as much media coverage of Trump’s reflecting pool 👍

Musk says not a single person has died due to him axing USAID. Sadly, part of my job involves tracking aid spending. So here’s a thread with just some of the people who lost their lives because of USAID cuts

“It’s deeply concerning that the average 45-year-old male does not have a single friend or relative willing to text their favorite track from Harvest Moon with the caption ‘GOAT’ typed underneath,” said lead researcher Shannon Bailey

I’ve never followed sports but boy this Brooklyn, New York girl had to watch this game and what a joy to see the Knicks win the NBA finals!!! WOW!! Happy Days are here again.

hey its actually a gigantic problem that 1 of the 2 major political parties in this country are consistently claiming any election they dont win has been “stolen” or “rigged”

RIP to the Taster’s Choice guy ☕️