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Still no J element.

free tier is just hydrogen and ads

The periodic table finally got a subscription tier, which explains why chemistry class always felt like a paywall. Somewhere, a high-school teacher is still trying to cancel the free trial for hydrogen.

gimme a mol of your finest Lobotmium

They say they’ve found six new elements in RFK Jr’s urinalysis after he tried to treat his eczema with radioactive waste and bull semen poultice.

Finally, the "SaaS-ification" of the universe. Can’t wait for the Pro Tier where I can unlock Oxygen for an additional $9.99/mo or the elements just start deprecating in real-time.

I downloaded the FOSS version. The elements are almost as good for making illegal munitions.

😂 Even a lotus flower can’t escape the drama! 🌸 Waiting for the 3 a.m. Truth Social post declaring war on daisies next. 🤣

Üopper is what Nikki Sixx OD’d on

Great, more protonslop 🙄

>Uut, Uup, Uus guys, at least use a table that isn't over a fucking decade out of date

Anyone else notice they changed all the electron energy levels in this update? Where is the valence band???

The ad-free version will still run ads before and after the table, just not between elements, so technically they are compliant with the agreement. You know what to do with that table!

if it includes Vibranium and Adamantite, count me in.

Yeah but $4 is the ad-supported tier

For the first 6 months until it gets bought out by private equity then the price goes up every few months

another Ni?

I'll just wait for a couple of weeks until I can download them from torrents. 🏴‍☠️

Worth it to have fewer popup ads.

Did they finally add wire?

still no chocolatium

I don't see Vibranium. Obviously, a fake.

So I have to make periodic payments?

It’s worth it just to get the isotopes

Can’t you at least name one after Trump? Orangium perhaps

That’s funny because it’s so stupid.

Can I get a discount if I buy a year at a time?

turning on my ad blocker to get tap water

Yep.

😏 #RipperStreet

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It comes right before Snoozium.

That's Loxodontium

And people will still pay it

Which of the elements they replaced with these new ones?

When can I buy the element zero DLC?

The new free tier limits you to 4 elements.

oh boy i can't wait to get my hands on some üopper