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Well Looks Like The Lettuce 🥬 Lasted Longer!

So now that Ilhan Omar is being “investigated” for “lying” about her citizenship, we should be seeing a raid on Elon Musk’s property for an “investigation” for “lying” about his citizenship. Right? Right?!!

ICE Has Been Dumping Protester Photos Into a Palantir Database DHS agents not only tracked and intimidated people observing ICE activity in Maine, but stored information about them in a Palantir-built database, newly unsealed court filings say.

Pete Hegseth only wants the most attractive male soldiers behind him. Well, it’s about time he came out as gay. He even gave us the measurements he likes his men to have 😂

The Democratic Party’s mega-donor class is horrified by the rising tide of progressive populism. Too bad. It's time they recognize the real choice is between democracy and tyranny, between an economy that works for all or one that works for a small sliver at the top.

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We spoke for 20 minutes. He told us how much he regrets destroying this country and how reading WTF America from the MeidasTouch brothers changed his perspective on life. He encouraged everyone to preorder multiple copies across all formats: hardcover, audiobook, and ebook.

www.theguardian.com/society/2026...

So…I just ran into Mitch McConnell at the laundromat. He was hanging with Elvis, Kurt Cobain, and Hoffa. We spent around 20 minutes talking about Ukraine, Thomas Massie, and the impending disaster the midterms are gonna be. Probably would have talked longer but then Lindsey showed up…

Ok this is a little funny…

Since when is it news that a Republican senator is brain dead? Aren’t they all?

So, in a surprising twist: McConnell died in Trump’s first term. The Mitch we have now is actually an Elon Musk AI prototype model. It was recharging when they discovered the motherboard was fried. Musk is looking into it…

So let me get this right: Trump and Pakistan says there’s a deal, the deal is actually a ceasefire to negotiate, no one has put ink to paper, Iran is still non-committed to signing but might, there are still mies in the straight, but Wall Street is rallying like the war is over? 🤦‍♂️

So…treat them like lepers. I thought RFK said all you needed were more vitamins and a few extra pushups? 🤷🏻‍♂️

Massie lost his primary because Trump opposed him due to his work on the Epstein files. If MAGA cared about the Epstein files, Massie would have had a landslide victory. THE EPSTEIN FILES WERE NEVER ABOUT PEDOPHILES for MAGA. It was more about conspiracy theories of Democrats. GTFO MAGA.

The truth is still out there...

Seriously, NBC? Your PSA is behind a paywall!! 🤬

I haven’t seen anyone else say it so I will: SCOTUS tossed out voting rights in a weak move to help Republicans hold power so the Democrats don’t impeach SCOTUS for being on the take.

I too am a fan of the gospel according to Jules, Act 2 scene 3.

Could we do a Truman Show situation where we build a fake Oval Office where he watches AI created fake news about himself and let him believe he's still president and tweet the hours away and meanwhile we can impeach him and move on...I'm not sure he'd know the difference

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Struck a deal to contain Iran's nuclear program forever. Didn't go to war in Iran. DID IT ALL IN A TAN SUIT.

Pam is to Trump as Ghislaine is to Jeff.

Great speech, Trump, but I think the American people have already spoken.

This could have been an email.

Are the mRNA vaccines incredible? YES! Are the mRNA vaccines perfect? No. Have the mRNA vaccines saved millions of lives? YES! Can we make the mRNA vaccines even better? YES! Can we use mRNA vaccine technology to prevent and treat many other diseases? YES! Fund mRNA research!

With all this talk about the “woke” Superman, we all know who the real superman is…