Ducky (Old Account)

As of 30-Jan-2026, this account is no longer active. Follow 👉 @ducky.ws 👈 to continue to receive updates. I replaced my did:plc identity for a did:web, but an inability to migrate between DIDs means I could not automatically migrate followers. Posts below will remain for archive purposes 👇

dude i just made an account on upscrolled. yeah you can follow me on mesmerized. no dude this is my account on poodunk. you can subscribe to me on verdant. oh my private is on cuscuz. you can find me on cuscuz. everyone is at cuscuz now after poodunk's ceo started posting hitler quotes. im on poob

mornin' 6am crew

bit foggy innit

One of my favourite ways of showing how small I am is looking in any of my car's and seeing how far forward the driver seat is 🫣

“They could never make something like this today, because of woke” >look inside >something that would absolutely still be made today

prankers stress test it? no they don't #atproto nerds stress test it

helpful heuristic: actual active user statistics for Bluesky that accounts for lurkers is firehose-visible active users times two so actual MAU is around 12M, DAU around 3M bskycharts.edavis.dev/edavis.dev/b...

is the AppView being wonky or is my PDS being wonky #atproto

Remember, give way to other vehicles at safety crossings 👍

it has taken a long time, with many circuitous routes, but it looks like we are almost there 9to5google.com/2026/01/27/a...

either i'm slowly losing followers on my old account (4.4k -> 4.2k), or a bunch of bots have been suspended 🤔

When the couple is a small Dom with tall sub:

people who put their follower count in their name

logging onto bsky dot app after almost 24 hours

How to talk to someone who uses any/all pronouns in bed. Good Boy Good Girl Good Superstar DJ. Here We Go

So many caveats with this (handle changes, network failures, etc.), but I've been wanting to write my own LDAP replacement for forever. I am absolutely going to continue on with this — stay tuned 😁

i just vibecoded something absolutely horrifying but i am so excited by it. holy shit. LDAP but #ATProto 👀

I will admit these photos do make it seem like I kicked the baby offstage

the one thing i hate about these articles is how it's specifically framed in that only bluesky suffers from this yes a public firehose makes things easier but do you not see the many nitter or fix twitter-like software and instances out there

Think my favourite perk of Blacksky (staging) is being able to use it at work. Internet filters can bite me 😆

The UK version of “Project 2025” by the Reform party includes a British ICE, a concentration camp for 24,000 people, mass surveillance and withdrawing from refugee, anti-torture and anti-trafficking conventions. It’s on their website. That’s how comfortable fascists are in the UK today.

Amazingly haven't been to London since we moved down here, but going this weekend to mark one year as Southeners. Any suggestions of *relatively cheap* things to do and places to eat? Been years since I've been there. Obviously doing the Eye, and making bad financial decisions in Regulation 🫣

my manager knows me way too much about me me: [taking a break from cleaning the warehouse as she walks in] i've been on my hands and knees scrubbing, don't bug me woman her: well, i don't not believe you'd be on all fours getting dirty

morning world

Never thought about this until now, but TIL "Blåhaj" literally translates to "blue shark" 🦈

nini y'all. it's sunday night, you have work tomorrow, get some sleep 🥰

Top 15 did:web's — 206 total (47 active, 62 inactive, 60 dormant, 35 deactivated, 1 broken).

A friend of mine has this plate.

okay, @blento.app is cool as fuck. been wanting to use a linktree thing for a while that didn't completely suck — this will do just nicely 😊