Dylan Katz

Gosh I hope nobody reads this page

Hugops, hugops for everyone today

It's 10:00 PM. Do you know where your PHP assets are?

The real reason AI art frustrates me is that I don't care about art, I care about the thought/humanity behind it. Art is a conversation with you and your voice, and I'm so fucking sick of hearing the same dull robot drone. I want YOUR voice. The plagarism and climate impact are also bad ofc.

Lying to kids is telling jokes that will have a punchline in like 10 years. Ty adults of the past for many excellent party moments. I will carry the torch forward.

Lol if agents end up resulting in really nice isolation, permissions, and access control on desktop oses that would kinda be sick ngl

It's so weird that you used to have to pay for domain privacy and trusted ssl certs. I remember it but it feels like they've both always been free...

if ai is so good then how come it can't find my missing sock

Damn NOBODY else made the same connections guesses as me. I guess messing up green twice then getting yellow then messing up green again usually means failure, not getting the purple 🤷‍♂️ 🟩🟦🟩🟩 🟩🟦🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟩🟪🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦

"time is cyclical" is just "history repeats itself" repeating itself

I love how agent tools are literally just vibecoded rpc and python functions are the new bash CGI scripts

putting a student driver sticker on your Tesla is redundant, I already know you don't know how to drive

It's really annoying how every tool, product, or vulnerability publication now has a huge ai slop webpage that doesn't tell me anything about what the thing is. The amount of writing that's just absolutely unreadable fluff is crazyyy

It's crazy how effective incompetent people are at being evil. Like imagine if the flock people were also competent... I don't even want to think about how much more damage they could do.

🎶 dancing the night awayyy AAAWEEAAA🎶

I'm choosing to buy a fork from the yeehaw family wedding registry instead of the guns, knowing that financial aid frees up other capital that can be used to purchase weapons, but permits me to avoid providing explicit support. I need to read less news tbh

My personal conspiracy theory is people asking for recommendations on restaurants or music on dating apps are just data mining for listicles

bring back skymall

We're hiring a new product security lead for Wikipedia! It's a new lead PM role that would steer our security engineering team and how we go about this work here at the Wikimedia Foundation. AND: it's fully remote, and open in a good number of countries. job-boards.greenhouse.io/wikimedia/jo...

Nature may have a preferred tempo www.scientificamerican.com/article/natu... 🧪🌎

MCP stands for Minecraft Coder Pack.

I wonder what JFK would think if he knew the entire concept of knolls is so closely associated with him, it's almost never mentioned in any other context.

Oh fuck oh no my Domino's Pizza rewards account would be entering middle school rn if it was a child.

Oh cool my nice deterministic voice commands are gonna be replaced with a dystopian garbage machine. I love that ty Google

It's kinda insane how portable toilets are such a pivotal part of most large gatherings. From festivals to marathons to political rallies, they're like the bedrock of the events industry. Gross.

When my dog gets scared she'll come into whatever room I'm in and start shaking/panting, but she'll sit right between me and the door, standing guard. She's so scared but so brave. Those fireworks don't stand a chance.

It's really weird how chat bots overuse specific slang terms. IDK why they chose the ones they did. Off the top of my head I'm completely sick of hearing - vibe - smoking gun - xyz-coded there are definitely others I'm forgetting.

The AMBER alert program is incredibly important but every time my phone makes the EAS noise I believe I am in immediate danger/missiles incoming/tsunami approaching and have a panic attack for a sec. I really wish I could change the sound. I know it's important and I want to keep seeing them but omg

I have docs sitting in my notepad history with just random garbage in them. I'm too scared to delete them because I've forgotten why I put them there. So I guess they'll be around until I either remember or my session gets corrupted 🤷‍♂️

Prompt injection is actually just two things. Either: 1. Make the llm forget it's not allowed to do something Or 2. Make the llm think it's doing something it's allowed to. There's no injection and it's not really a security flaw. It's how these algorithms are designed to work...

Me when conservatives start shit talking us